Favorite lines from Seinfeld

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First of all, let's establish that anyone that doesn't acknowledge Seinfeld as the best sitcom of all time is a fucking retard. By it's fifth season it had dethroned Cheers and never looked back. But enough about fucking retards and pointless sidebars added to keep this in the flame zone...

What is your favorite line from Seinfeld?

Mine is very short and it belongs to George: "No complaints"
 
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My favorite. The last part.
 
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!
 
I expected Dis and Gunny to quickly earn their fucking retard credentials, but Angi? That one surprises me. :D
 

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