Right. God decided to tell all this stuff to a two-bit con-man in the 19th Century.
That and he needed to marry a bunch of 14-year-old girls, because that's what God wanted.
Just remember, Mormon God said that polygamy was a-okay... until Utah wanted to get into the Union and then it was bad.
That's easy. Before the apes, there were lesser primates. Before the primate, there were aboreal mammals.
en.wikipedia.org
Certainly makes more sense than making two people out of mud and throwing them out of a garden because they listened to a talking snake who told them to eat from a tree.
Naw, religion is making stuff up. And then changing that stuff when it's no longer politically correct (like God letting blacks in the Mormon Church in 1978, or God deciding the Jews really didn't kill Jesus at Vatican II in 1963.)