I'm closer to JB. You remind me of Luce Irigaray who was against the speed of light among other wacky feminist ideas:
"French feminist Luce Irigaray calls “E=mc2“ a “sexed equation.” She claims that it is sexist because “
privileges the speed of light over other speeds that are vitally necessary to us.” Irigaray thinks its sexist for the formula to “privilege that which goes faster.”
Irigaray believes that all of physics is sexist. She sees a massive male conspiracy in physics that has made fluid mechanics, which she associates with the feminine, less developed than solid mechanics. She thinks male physicists are deliberately not studying fluid mechanics because men’s bodies don’t have a particular fluid in them:
menstrual fluid.
Since 1964, she has been employed as a researcher at the French National Centre for Scientific Research and is currently France’s
director of research in philosophy."
Or...