Elon Musk: Explained

[g5000]

Hey maybe Elon Musk will run for Prez!!

Well, as with Tulsi Gabbard, the tard herd will support him without realizing just how left wing he his.

 

[g5000]

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Gavin Newsome.

Gretchen Whitmer.

Pete Buttigieg.

Amy Klobuchar.

To name a few.


But as I said, the trick is getting Biden to step aside.

 

[westwall]

Perhaps you may have noticed all the January 6 terrorists going to prison.

Perhaps you may have noticed the failure of the Red Tsunami Shining Elevator Bloodbath Shambolic Extravaganza to appear.

Perhaps you may have noticed the GOP presidential candidate has won the popular vote only once in the past 30 years.

Since your propagandists are keeping you in the dark, I will be happy to keep you informed of further developments as they occur, if you wish.

Your fascists in Iran are going to hang a soccer player because he refused to bend the knee.

The Jan 6 clown show is every bit as corrupt as the Iranian filth you so love and admire.

 

[Donald H]

Musk is not anti-war. He is pro-Russia. He is one of Putin's useful idiots.

If Musk was anti-war, he'd be condemning Putin's war. Instead, he is demanding the West surrender to Putin. He is pro-war.

Get your mind right, son.

I can accept your version and the spin you're putting on it.

It does seem a stretch though when you suggest that Musk is pro-Russia. However that can still be interpreted as him being anti-US and anti-Nato.

Can you suggest why that would be true?

I'll suggest that he understands that this war is just more US aggression, as were the preceeding 35-39, as applies especially to Vietnam and Iraq.

Musk couldn't do business in a nuclear wasteland.

 

[miketx]

Elon Musk has lost a gigantic part of his fortune. He was even displaced as the richest person in the world because of his losses.

For whatever reason, a lot of people believe that whatever a rich person says must be gospel. Elon Musk took advantage of that by buying stocks in certain companies and then fluffing them on Twitter to juice their stock price. Or he would shitpost about a company and then buy the stock cheap when it fell.

The SEC got tired of these antics and finally had enough. See here: SEC.gov | Elon Musk Settles SEC Fraud Charges; Tesla Charged With and Resolves Securities Law Charge

But that didn't stop Musk. He decided to gaslight Twitter users and said he would buy Twitter for well above the current stock price.

So Twitter sued him to do just that, and Musk lost in court. So he was forced to buy Twitter.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/24/tech/elon-musk-twitter-acquisition-countdown/index.html#:~:text=Musk%20in%20April%20agreed%20to,follow%20through%20with%20the%20acquisition.

Musk had to borrow $44 billion to buy Twitter. He's losing his ass.

We are all familiar with his attempts to cut costs and raise money. Mass layoffs. A three-tiered pay-to-play check system.

But he's still losing his ass. Advertisers are fleeing. He's bleeding money.

Even worse, Tesla stock is crashing due to a loss of confidence in Musk's ability to pay attention to that company.


What to do. What to do.

Musk is now attempting to boost traffic on Twitter by shitposting. Musk is a world class troll. Nobody shitposts like Musk.

Musk also allowed Trump back onto the platform in an attempt to boost traffic. But so far, Trump isn't biting. If Trump moves to Twitter, his own Truth Social will tank even worse than it is doing now.

And this is how we have arrived at the Hunter Biden nothingburger. Musk played up a rather boring conspiracy into a scandal for the ages.

Twitter took down some dick pics of Hunter Biden at the request of the Biden family. OHMYGODZOMG!!!

Twitter withheld a link to a NY Post story about Hunter's laptop for TWO WHOLE DAYS!

Liberal environmentalist Elon Musk is punking the MAGA herd to boost traffic on his failing platform.

That's. It.

Another useless cut and paste. You vermin have no thoughts of your own except perversity.

 

[miketx]

Gavin Newsome.

Gretchen Whitmer.

Pete Buttigieg.

Amy Klobuchar.

To name a few.


But as I said, the trick is getting Biden to step aside.

I hear Pete bootiejay has an immediate opening...I'm sure you can accommodate it.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

He certainly exposed government interference in the 2020 election. INSURRECTION!

Every Democrat that signed off that the laptop was russian disinformation needs to be charged with treason.

 

[Donald H]

The Democrats actually have a deep bench. The trick is getting Biden to step back.

The topic is 'Musk'.
Beware of not at least mentioning his name, as it applies to him falling out of favour with government.

 

[Richard-H]

Hey maybe Elon Musk will run for Prez!!

Are you saying that Trump set a precedent for rich spoiled brats that fail at business and get desperate to run for President?

 

[g5000]

Your fascists in Iran are going to hang a soccer player because he refused to bend the knee.

The Jan 6 clown show is every bit as corrupt as the Iranian filth you so love and admire.

 

[Donald H]

Every Democrat that signed off that the laptop was russian disinformation needs to be charged with treason.

Musk isn't going to sign on to the conspiracy theory bullshit nonsense you're trying to float, but he should be observed closely for his ability to expose the facts to a huge audience.

 

[g5000]

I'll suggest that he understands that this war is just more US aggression

How have you been so gaslighted as to not see Putin is the aggressor?

WOW!

 

[Flash]

Elon Musk has lost a gigantic part of his fortune. He was even displaced as the richest person in the world because of his losses.

For whatever reason, a lot of people believe that whatever a rich person says must be gospel. Elon Musk took advantage of that by buying stocks in certain companies and then fluffing them on Twitter to juice their stock price. Or he would shitpost about a company and then buy the stock cheap when it fell.

The SEC got tired of these antics and finally had enough. See here: SEC.gov | Elon Musk Settles SEC Fraud Charges; Tesla Charged With and Resolves Securities Law Charge

But that didn't stop Musk. He decided to gaslight Twitter users and said he would buy Twitter for well above the current stock price.

So Twitter sued him to do just that, and Musk lost in court. So he was forced to buy Twitter.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/24/tech/elon-musk-twitter-acquisition-countdown/index.html#:~:text=Musk%20in%20April%20agreed%20to,follow%20through%20with%20the%20acquisition.

Musk had to borrow $44 billion to buy Twitter. He's losing his ass.

We are all familiar with his attempts to cut costs and raise money. Mass layoffs. A three-tiered pay-to-play check system.

But he's still losing his ass. Advertisers are fleeing. He's bleeding money.

Even worse, Tesla stock is crashing due to a loss of confidence in Musk's ability to pay attention to that company.


What to do. What to do.

Musk is now attempting to boost traffic on Twitter by shitposting. Musk is a world class troll. Nobody shitposts like Musk.

Musk also allowed Trump back onto the platform in an attempt to boost traffic. But so far, Trump isn't biting. If Trump moves to Twitter, his own Truth Social will tank even worse than it is doing now.

And this is how we have arrived at the Hunter Biden nothingburger. Musk played up a rather boring conspiracy into a scandal for the ages.

Twitter took down some dick pics of Hunter Biden at the request of the Biden family. OHMYGODZOMG!!!

Twitter withheld a link to a NY Post story about Hunter's laptop for TWO WHOLE DAYS!

Liberal environmentalist Elon Musk is punking the MAGA herd to boost traffic on his failing platform.

That's. It.

Is Musk the newest bogeyman for you stupid Moon Bats now since he put an end to Twitter being a censoring tool of the filthy treasonous Democrat Party? Are you inflicted with MDS?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Perhaps you may have noticed all the January 6 terrorists going to prison.

Perhaps you may have noticed the failure of the Red Tsunami Shining Elevator Bloodbath Shambolic Extravaganza to appear.

Perhaps you may have noticed the GOP presidential candidate has won the popular vote only once in the past 30 years.

Since your propagandists are keeping you in the dark, I will be happy to keep you informed of further developments as they occur, if you wish.

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So, no links to any actual destruction.

Translation: "I got nothing."

Carry on, my silly little stalker.


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[Donald H]

How have you been so gaslighted as to not see Putin is the aggressor?

WOW!

You're probably already aware of the talking points from the Russian side.

I won't repeat them unless you ask.

 

[g5000]

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So, no links to any actual destruction.

Translation: "I got nothing."

Carry on, my silly little stalker.


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You need links to January 6 terrorists going to prison?!?!! Are your propagandists actually keeping you THAT much in the dark?

Holy shit!

How...sad.

 

[CarsomyrPlusSix]

Gavin Newsome.

Gretchen Whitmer.

Pete Buttigieg.

Amy Klobuchar.

To name a few.


But as I said, the trick is getting Biden to step aside.

So, a bunch of fucking trash. Got it.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Musk isn't going to sign on to the conspiracy theory bullshit nonsense you're trying to float, but he should be observed closely for his ability to expose the facts to a huge audience.

You believe the laptop is russian disinformation?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

You need links to January 6 terrorists going to prison?!?!! Are your propagandists actually keeping you THAT much in the dark?

Holy shit!

How...sad.

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Translation: "I really have nothing here. Stop picking on me."


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[TheGreatSatan]

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Translation: "I really have nothing here. Stop picking on me."


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Democrat shill bots are desperate to make Americans care about joke 6, but nobody does.

Democrats literally believe Viking hat guy almost took over America.