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"Gather round, young tribe. Chief Liz "Geronimo" Warren here to tell story of great evil that threatens us children of earth."
" Many moons ago the white man travel to this land seeking to exploit our land and resources. First they trick us to believe they are our friend. But they no friend. Next they trick us into selling our ancester's land for pittance. Next they take our homes. Next they force us from land of ancestors. What that tell us? It tell us we are stupid, gullible idiots."
"White man feel bad for how they treated great injun nations. So they give us land back. They give us sovereignty. They give us money. They give us equal protection under white man law. They create system where we have opportunity to obtain great wealth if we work hard."
"But none that matter. We want our ancestral land back. We want live in what amount to third world shit hole country. We must rid world of white man and evil capitalist system. It offer nothing to our people who just want to sit round and smokem peace pipe and finger squaw. "
"White man have big steel tee pee the height of 3, maybe 4, mighty oak trees stacked together. They make great money in these big steel and glass tee pees. But white man did not build those tee pees. We build those tee pees. Well, not us exactly; but those of us who pay taxes, they build big steel tee pees. If no them, then white man not make big money. White man build big fortunes on broken back of injun ancestors. "
"Now we demand what is ours. True, we did not actually construct the infrastructure, nor did we go to school in order to learn skills needed to run corporations. And none of us actually capable of tasks required of CEOs. All we really did was just sit on ass and drink white man's fire water while the white man converted our primitive third world land into wealthy and prosperous land where all have equal opportunity. "
"But none that matter. Clearly, if white man never travel to our land we would have built up our own land and populated it with many, many Fortune 500 companies. We could have made this land into great land of wealth. We just not get to it yet because we busy sewing loin cloths and hollowing out logs. White man come here and stole our plans. We were constructing system of great laws and social cohesion. But again, white man beat us to it. By hey distract us with fire water and pale skinned women."
"We fuckem up big time, let white man steal our plans to transform ancestral land into thriving industrial center of wealth and prosperity. Now white man take all credit."
"How we fix this? We fix by taking their money. It should be our money afterall, so it not really stealing. We must vote Democratic an enact tough tax regulations to steal as much of our money back from white man as we can. That is social justice!" HOW!
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