Seymour Flops
Diamond Member
3:02
MTG: How much cash was given to abortion?
Comptroller of the United States: Uh, I do not know that answer.
MTG: How much COVID cash went to diversity, equity, inclusion, or racism issues?
COTUS: We have not looked at that issue, so I don't know.
and so on, until the punchline:
MTG: How much money was given to drag queen story hour?
COTUS: Uh, uh, can you repeat that?
MTG: Drag. Queen. Storytime. Where men dress as women and read confusing books to children.
COTUS: At first I thought you said 'dry-clean' tuh-hah, sorry. Uh . . . (pause and look up as if the figure is on the tip of his tongue) . . . no, I don't know the answer to either one of those two.
This is the answer to every inquiry into how the Dems are weaponizing our own money against us. Ignorance, real or feigned, with no effort to find the answers in order to give them to our representatives. This guy is funnier than most Democrats, I'll give him that.
How do they audition these guys? Tell them "say 'I don't know,' no matter what I ask, OK?" and then ask them their middle name, what they had for lunch that day, what planet they are on, and finally point a gun at them and and scream "Say 'I don't know' one more GOD DAMN time motherfucker, I dare you!" and if they say "I don't know" they get the job?
Five years ago, I would have thought that was a Babylon Bee story.
MTG: How much cash was given to abortion?
Comptroller of the United States: Uh, I do not know that answer.
MTG: How much COVID cash went to diversity, equity, inclusion, or racism issues?
COTUS: We have not looked at that issue, so I don't know.
and so on, until the punchline:
MTG: How much money was given to drag queen story hour?
COTUS: Uh, uh, can you repeat that?
MTG: Drag. Queen. Storytime. Where men dress as women and read confusing books to children.
COTUS: At first I thought you said 'dry-clean' tuh-hah, sorry. Uh . . . (pause and look up as if the figure is on the tip of his tongue) . . . no, I don't know the answer to either one of those two.
This is the answer to every inquiry into how the Dems are weaponizing our own money against us. Ignorance, real or feigned, with no effort to find the answers in order to give them to our representatives. This guy is funnier than most Democrats, I'll give him that.
How do they audition these guys? Tell them "say 'I don't know,' no matter what I ask, OK?" and then ask them their middle name, what they had for lunch that day, what planet they are on, and finally point a gun at them and and scream "Say 'I don't know' one more GOD DAMN time motherfucker, I dare you!" and if they say "I don't know" they get the job?
Five years ago, I would have thought that was a Babylon Bee story.