Driving Philosophies, Plainly Simplified

[Billy_Kinetta]

Conservatives: "Please change your diaper."

Progressives: "Please change my diaper."

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Pete7469]

Conservatives: "Please change your diaper."

Progressives: "Please change my diaper."

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Progressives: "If you don't change my diaper, and reassure me that it smells good, I'll sue you, boycot businesses, try to get people fired, threaten you with death and then shit all over the place."

 

[Pete7469]

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Progressives: "If you don't change my diaper, and reassure me that it smells good, I'll sue you, boycot businesses, try to get people fired, threaten you with death and then shit all over the place."

Oh and BTW, you better dispose of it in an environmentally conscious manner!