Dr Fauci says that immunity from Trump requires two doses of impeachment!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Full immunity from Donald J. Trump will require two doses of impeachment, Dr. Anthony Fauci has advised.​

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“One impeachment was a good start, but it didn’t get it done,” the esteemed virologist said. “If you want to keep this terrible situation from coming back, you’re gonna need that second dose.”​

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Acknowledging that two doses of impeachment, taken a year apart, have never been tested before, Fauci said, “We’re in an emergency situation here.”​

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The epidemiologist said that people are working on the second dose of impeachment “around the clock,” and that it could be ready as soon as Monday.​

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“It’s truly remarkable how fast they’ve been able to come up with it,” he said. “We’re talking warp speed.”​

Fauci Says Immunity from Trump Requires Two Doses of Impeachment

“One impeachment was a good start, but it didn’t get it done,” the esteemed virologist said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Moonglow]