DrLove
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âReacting to the Presidentâs withering criticism of his intellect, Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted that he does not have a brain like Donald Trumpâs.
âI have to say that he has a point,â Fauci said. âMy brain could never come up with the things his brain comes up with.â
Having worked closely with Trump on the White House coronavirus task force, Fauci observed, âHis brain is scary.â
âItâs much faster than mine,â the esteemed virologist added. âI need hours to look at facts and data before making a decision, but he makes decisions in seconds, without any information at all.â
While asserting that Trumpâs gray matter âmerits further study,â Fauci said that he has a theory for why the Presidentâs brain is so much quicker than his.
âMy brain is all clogged up with decadesâ worth of epidemiology,â he said. âHis just has âperson, woman, man, camera, TV.â â
Fauci Admits He Does Not Have Brain Like Trumpâs
âI have to say that he has a point,â Fauci said. âMy brain could never come up with the things his brain comes up with.â
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