Donald Trump Gets "Nice" Calls From Biden and Harris After Second Assassination Attempt

[JGalt]

Too bad Trump couldn't send a signal back through the phone connection to them exploding both of their pagers.

I could ask my Jewish neighbor if that's doable.

 

[toobfreak]

I could ask my Jewish neighbor if that's doable.

If it is, let's get a patent on it.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I could ask my Jewish neighbor if that's doable.

LoL that Mossad is crafty

 

[JGalt]

If it is, let's get a patent on it.

Good idea, but the government would just steal the patent and use it on us.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

LoL that Mossad is crafty

Akhmed, "Hold on I have a page.... Kaboom!

 

[JGalt]

Akhmed, "Hold on I have a page.... Kaboom!

Well at least Hezbollah and White Dudes for Harris has something in common now: They're both dickless.

 

[toobfreak]

Good idea, but the government would just steal the patent and use it on us.

Nyet. If they could do that, they'd be stealing patents from Musk's SpaceX to give to Boeing so that they could figure out how to fly a plane and launch a spaceship.

 

[petro]

Biden is still alive?

 

[JGalt]

Biden is still alive?

What's a Biden?

 

[Mac1958]

Biden is a decent man and a normal adult.

So obviously, Trump is confused by this.

 

[Road Runner]

Biden is a decent man and a normal adult.

So obviously, Trump is confused by this.

You're hammered this early? It's only Wednesday. You still have a couple more days until the weekend begins.

 

[peacefan]

LoL that Mossad is crafty

they're pure genius

 

[peacefan]

Trump is a whole lot better person than I am. For if it were me I would block both of their numbers.

i'm glad campaign rethorics are still offset by basic human values.
it's more important than most would admit.