True story! We are only talking about the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism. Ever. Period.
Discussion over, nothing else even comes close...
We are, of course, talking about the late, great Lewis Grizzard:
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Discussion over, nothing else even comes close...
We are, of course, talking about the late, great Lewis Grizzard:
Lewis walked in, went straight to the refrigerator, got a beer, plopped down in a chair, pushed his glasses back up his nose and announced, "Gentlemen, with any luck at all, tomorrow morning you'll witness journalistic history. I have submitted my column and if it gets by my editor - and there's a good chance of that happening, since he "took drunk" earlier this evening - you'll enjoy the greatest headline in the history of sports journalism."
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