Does Mistletoe work for you?

[Big Black Dog]

Simple question. Does standing under the mistletoe help you collect any kisses?

If you hung a sprig of Mistletoe on your back belt loop, would somebody "special" get the message?

Just a few questions that I have usually at this time of the year.

 

[JW Frogen]

No.

The only people I have ever stumbled under mistletoe under were fat relatives and women looking for a husband.

Mistletoe always turns my glorious penis into Fort No.

Now put me under a security camera and I get really horney.

 

[strollingbones]

i like mistletoe but we dont have it in the mountains have to go to the flatlands

 

[JW Frogen]

i like mistletoe but we dont have it in the mountains have to go to the flatlands

You sound like you live in a Harlan Ellison novel.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I wear mistletoe on my belt buckle, works like a charm!

 

[uscitizen]

Interesting symbolism, Mistletoe being a parasitic plant and all.

 

[Ringel05]

Does Mistletoe work for you?

Don't know for sure. I'll have HR check the rosters. Is that the real name or some moniker? Oh and why do you want to know?