Does God hear idiots?

[ChrisL]

This one is almost just like my old Nissan, right down to the color. It was a beautiful car, inside and out, and I miss that car. The parts for it and the costs to have it fixed were just too outrageous unfortunately.

Nice back seats....But you knew that...

Bucket seats in the back! All leather interior. Heated seats in the front.

Does you ass get cold and need warming?

Yes. It's cold in New England in the winter!

 

[ChrisL]

This one is almost just like my old Nissan, right down to the color. It was a beautiful car, inside and out, and I miss that car. The parts for it and the costs to have it fixed were just too outrageous unfortunately.

Nice back seats....But you knew that...

Bucket seats in the back! All leather interior. Heated seats in the front.

Does you ass get cold and need warming?

Seat warmers feel awesome on your butt. You should try it sometime!

 

[Moonglow]

This one is almost just like my old Nissan, right down to the color. It was a beautiful car, inside and out, and I miss that car. The parts for it and the costs to have it fixed were just too outrageous unfortunately.

Nice back seats....But you knew that...

Bucket seats in the back! All leather interior. Heated seats in the front.

Does you ass get cold and need warming?

Seat warmers feel awesome on your butt. You should try it sometime!

My was chewed off by my last wife.....

 

[Campbell]

This one is almost just like my old Nissan, right down to the color. It was a beautiful car, inside and out, and I miss that car. The parts for it and the costs to have it fixed were just too outrageous unfortunately.

Nice back seats....But you knew that...

Bucket seats in the back! All leather interior. Heated seats in the front.

These are my cars up to about 20 years ago:

 

[Mudda]

I thought this was a thread about do idiots hear god, not do idiots like old jalopies.

 

[Campbell]

I thought this was a thread about do idiots hear god, not do idiots like old jalopies.

I wish I had that '87 Grand National back......I'd show you a jalopy, in about 11.8 seconds:

 

[Mudda]

I thought this was a thread about do idiots hear god, not do idiots like old jalopies.

I wish I had that '87 Grand National back......I'd show you a jalopy, in about 11.8 seconds.

Idiots DO like jalopies.

 

[Campbell]

I thought this was a thread about do idiots hear god, not do idiots like old jalopies.

I wish I had that '87 Grand National back......I'd show you a jalopy, in about 11.8 seconds.

Idiots DO like jalopies.

I'll have to take your word for it.......I've never been one to hang around with idiots.

My ex wife hangs around with some 24/7

 

[ChrisL]

I thought this was a thread about do idiots hear god, not do idiots like old jalopies.

I wish I had that '87 Grand National back......I'd show you a jalopy, in about 11.8 seconds:

Nice cars, but would cost a small fortune in gas.

 

[Skull Pilot]

This one is almost just like my old Nissan, right down to the color. It was a beautiful car, inside and out, and I miss that car. The parts for it and the costs to have it fixed were just too outrageous unfortunately.

Nice back seats....But you knew that...

Bucket seats in the back! All leather interior. Heated seats in the front.

Does you ass get cold and need warming?

Yes. It's cold in New England in the winter!

I like my heated steering wheel more than the heated seats

 

[Moonglow]

I'm from the old school..Being cold is a state of mind you learn to ignore...There's not any heat on a cold day when you have to work in it and have to get the job done...

 

[ChrisL]

I'm from the old school..Being cold is a state of mind you learn to ignore...There's not any heat on a cold day when you have to work in it and have to get the job done...

Bullshit. It's fucking cold, and you know it!

 

[dblack]

Does God sort out your garbled thoughts and consider what you really mean to pray for if you are stupid?

At church there is this mental guy who can never speak a straight thought, well he is mental. The other day he wanted to pray for his sister who is very pregnant and will give birth in a few days. But halfway through his prayer he started to talk about cats and dogs and how dogs will bite her and so on.

Will God consider that his idea was to pray for the well being of his sister and not for dogs biting her?

What do you think?

I'm pretty sure it's all taken literally. His sister should watch her back.

 

[BreezeWood]

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truthfully, it is up to the person to find the Promised Land, the Almighty simply approves or disapproves.


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[ChrisL]

Lord knows, many religious people (or people who claim to be "religious") are really complete idiots. All you have to do is read. So yes, God listens to idiots too apparently.

 

[anotherlife]

Lord knows, many religious people (or people who claim to be "religious") are really complete idiots. All you have to do is read. So yes, God listens to idiots too apparently.

I think you are a diplomat.

 

[Votto]

Does God sort out your garbled thoughts and consider what you really mean to pray for if you are stupid?

At church there is this mental guy who can never speak a straight thought, well he is mental. The other day he wanted to pray for his sister who is very pregnant and will give birth in a few days. But halfway through his prayer he started to talk about cats and dogs and how dogs will bite her and so on.

Will God consider that his idea was to pray for the well being of his sister and not for dogs biting her?

What do you think?

Yes, yes he does.

 

[ChrisL]

Lord knows, many religious people (or people who claim to be "religious") are really complete idiots. All you have to do is read. So yes, God listens to idiots too apparently.

I think you are a diplomat.

That was not very diplomatic at all! Just honest.