Does anyone know where I can find copies of the koran

[SuperDemocrat]

Does anyone know where I can find copies of the koran that are on toilet paper? I need something good to wipe my ass with.

 

[S.J.]

Well if you're a muslim you don't use toilet paper, you either wipe your ass with your left thumb, index, and middle finger or a smooth stone. Then you rinse it off with water and go have dinner (eating with your right hand, of course, because it would be unclean to eat with your left hand after wiping your ass with it). Hope this helps.

 

[SuperDemocrat]

Well if you're a muslim you don't use toilet paper, you either wipe your ass with your left thumb, index, and middle finger or a smooth stone. Then you rinse it off with water and go have dinner (eating with your right hand, of course, because it would be unclean to eat with your left hand after wiping your ass with it). Hope this helps.

Once I convert to Islam should I just wipe my ass on the couch or something?

 

[skye]

omg no

no I don't have the slightest idea where you can find copies....

my God no way

 

[Vigilante]

 

[Vigilante]

 

[SuperDemocrat]

Does anyone know of any good Muslim jokes?

 

[irosie91]

omg no

no I don't have the slightest idea where you can find copies....

my God no way

easy----I have three copies-----the Saudi embassy gives them away for free-----
I got mine from book dumps-------places where piles of books are dumped next to
a sign inviting people to "TAKE WHAT YOU WANT" ----or you can try salvation army throw away book piles--------you can get them for a song. I prefer the "Yusuf ali" version----it comes with extensive commentary. The first koran I read as a kid was PICTHALL--------very confusing-----in the "FORWARD"--written by the translator-----ie Picthall------HE claimed that Muhummad was the FOUNDER of such concepts as "charity" and "women's right to own property" ------and "freeing slaves" -----Way back then at age 19---I did have a concept of history so concluded that Muhummad must have lived at least 4000 years ago-------I was wrong-----only 1400 years ago and he "founded" nuthin'

 

[irosie91]

omg no

no I don't have the slightest idea where you can find copies....

my God no way

read it Skye-----it is frustratingly idiotic

 

[S.J.]

Well if you're a muslim you don't use toilet paper, you either wipe your ass with your left thumb, index, and middle finger or a smooth stone. Then you rinse it off with water and go have dinner (eating with your right hand, of course, because it would be unclean to eat with your left hand after wiping your ass with it). Hope this helps.

Once I convert to Islam should I just wipe my ass on the couch or something?

No, go ahead and use the Koran but don't flush it, send it to the White House.

 

[Moonglow]

Does anyone know where I can find copies of the koran that are on toilet paper? I need something good to wipe my ass with.

Please God, give this man constipation....the Koran will only give his dingle berries paper cuts...

 

[The Great Goose]

Well if you're a muslim you don't use toilet paper, you either wipe your ass with your left thumb, index, and middle finger or a smooth stone. Then you rinse it off with water and go have dinner (eating with your right hand, of course, because it would be unclean to eat with your left hand after wiping your ass with it). Hope this helps.

Once I convert to Islam should I just wipe my ass on the couch or something?

Lol! Probably yes! Its probably less unclean!