Dammit, you made me pull Pothead out from under the Ignore rug to see what he said.
But he didn't disappoint:
Reminds me of this draft of Rump's opening statement when his orange ass is hauled before the 1/6 committee. I wrote it myself (heavily plagiarized in the best Melanie spirit):
>> “This will be the greatest testimony in the history of testicles. Only I can testify. I know testicles better than the genitals, believe me. Many porn stars are saying that. If you look at the oranges of my testicles and by the way I mean obviously driving a Testicle is a terrible thing. Get that car off the road, it’s fired. It’s only a thing because it’s electric, I like cars that aren’t electric, OK? The sound of those cars causes cancer and I’ve spoken about it numerous times in various speeches. And what’s interesting is I spoke about it when we launched a very successful rocket — a tremendous program that culminated on that day and obviously it goes on from there. Amazing, incredible rocket. Many astronauts are saying that and they don’t look like Indians to me. But you know, one day all the Teslicles on the road will just disappear. Almost like a cleaning. Bing bing bing. I’ve talked about it for a very long time and if you look at what we’re doing it’s incredible how I’ve actually flushed more toilets and testicled about more subjects than anyone’s ever flushed or tested, because I have a very good ….. uhbrain. Man, woman, bird, plane, camera, TV.” <<
The Committee will say, "Superb Speaker! Huzzah!"
Now maybe it's just me but it would seem a "Speaker" would need the ability to actually "speak".