- Moderator
- #21
Obama's mother was visited by an "angel" who told her to hurry up and return to the US because her son was going to be "president" one day. But she dawdled and had the baby in Kenya.
So the angel went back in time and created a fake birth certificate and added a "birth announcement" in Hawaiian newspapers. But the angel, not knowing about "birth certificate" made a "short one" instead of a "long one".
Then mother and son snuck into the country riding a "mule".
You see, the "angel" was really a "dark angel". It knew that one day, Obama wouldn't just be "president", but he would also be the "anti-Christ".
Quarter of Republicans Think Obama May Be the Anti-Christ | LiveScience
That's some pretty crazy stuff.