Grin. Isn't that what you were doing to me with your post, quoting the Bible and the Catechism?
Who do you mean by "the Christian right"?
I get that you read the Bible with skepticism and probably greet anything anyone tells you the same way.
Did you ever spend time in creative writing classes, history of words, etymology, etc.? Didn't your fifth and sixth grade teachers spend time and then time again explaining literary devices, starting with theme and defining fables, folklore, mythology, legends, just so stories, allegory, apocalypse, fairy tales, etc. Being a Catholic school student we found most of these literary devices before we finished Genesis. We also had to identify the themes (lessons) in each story.
Could our early ancestors craft stories! I mourn that we seem to have lost that ability--and our ability to understand stories--along the way.
When we studied miracles in religion class, I found them
a lot less interesting that parables. Okay, so Jesus walked on water, healed lepers, widows and those possessed by demons. He multiplied loaves and fishes, raised Lazarus from the dead, and sent a paralytic home carrying his bedding. Whoop-de-do. Yawn.
Like everyone else, I'm mostly about me. Parables, Beatitudes, teachings such as lights in a bushel basket and yeast in bread dough is what fired my imagination with how to incorporate all these things in my own life. Prayers such as, "Here I am, Lord, send me", "Here I am, Lord, I come to do your will" (after spending time wondering about God's will and discerning God's will for me). It seemed the only assignment God had for me was to rescue worms stranded on hot sidewalks. (Yes, I'm exaggerating, but not that much.) Where no exaggeration is needed are the results of working the lessons in the Parables, Beatitudes, Commandments, and prayer throughout everyday life.
You pshaw Paul's description/vision of his encounter with Christ. That tells me you have never noted any miracles in your own life, and thus arrived at the conclusion no one else has experienced miracles either. Shrug. If I've stumbled upon a handful of miracles in my own life, I'm not going to dismiss the miracles in the lives of others. Plus, as I said before, those Biblical miracles have nothing to do with me. My own miracles were all about me. (And, of course, so much more interesting. No yawning there!

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How many Bible study classes have you taken part in as an adult? Even though you were raised Catholic, you seem to believe every word, every story of the Bible is to be taken literally--using of course the English language and modern Western perspective. If so, you've missed a lot.