Did BACON Doom Donald Jr.'s Marriage?

[Tom Horn]

We all know bacon is the candy of meats....it's effect on men's brains can't be understood...it's primal. So, as I understand it, Don Jr. DM's some hot model who makes a joke about pulling a muscle changing her tampon. He asks her if "she smells bacon".
She laughs but doesn't get it. Now she says the Trumps "are all idiots" but she enjoyed him "hitting on her". Then later she says she rubbed bacon all over herself and he replies she's "playing with his emotions". Then his wife files for divorce. Something ain't right here.

Donald Trump Jr. flirted with ex-model using breakfast meat jokes

 

[Tom Horn]

We all know bacon is the candy of meats....it's effect on men's brains can't be understood...it's primal. So, as I understand it, Don Jr. DM's some hot model who makes a joke about pulling a muscle changing her tampon. He asks her if "she smells bacon".
She laughs but doesn't get it. Now she says the Trumps "are all idiots" but she enjoyed him "hitting on her". Then later she says she rubbed bacon all over herself and he replies she's "playing with his emotions". Then his wife files for divorce. Something ain't right here.

Donald Trump Jr. flirted with ex-model using breakfast meat jokes

 

[blastoff]

Breakfast of champions...bacon wrapped bacon smothered in bacon bits!

 

[Tom Horn]

Breakfast of champions...bacon wrapped bacon smothered in bacon bits!

If it smelled like bacon instead of fish, we'd eat it more often, right?

 

[abu afak]

And we all thought the best thing about Trumpov was his kids.
Now we have them profiteering off the Presidency- .. Ivanka while in the WH.

Donlad Jr Meeting with the Russians, cheating galore.

To say nothing of his broke-ass son-in-law (the family bag man) negotiating and getting personal bsuiness loans in the WH.
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[Tom Horn]

And we all thought the best bthing about Trumpov was his kids.
Now we have them profiteering off the Presidency- .. Ivanka while in the WH.

Donlad Jr Meeting with the Russians, cheating galore.

To say nothing of his broke-ass son-in-law negotiating and getting personal bsuiness loands in the WH.
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Nice rant but what if anything, does it have to do with......BACON?

 

[bendog]

It's not like he's the kosher one.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

We all know bacon is the candy of meats....it's effect on men's brains can't be understood...it's primal. So, as I understand it, Don Jr. DM's some hot model who makes a joke about pulling a muscle changing her tampon. He asks her if "she smells bacon".
She laughs but doesn't get it. Now she says the Trumps "are all idiots" but she enjoyed him "hitting on her". Then later she says she rubbed bacon all over herself and he replies she's "playing with his emotions". Then his wife files for divorce. Something ain't right here.

Donald Trump Jr. flirted with ex-model using breakfast meat jokes

 

[Tom Horn]

The soap companies got it all wrong...who wants to smell exotic flowers when we can smell BACON?

 

[Siete]

bacon had nothing to do with it - it was Trump Cartel HORSESHIT .

Jr.'s soon to be x wife finally came out from under the either and snapped out of it.

 

[Tom Horn]

bacon had nothing to do with it - it was Trump Cartel HORSESHIT .

Jr.'s soon to be x wife finally came out from under the either and snapped out of it.

I bet they reconcile over a lunch of tasty....BACON CHEESEBURGERS!

 

[blastoff]

Who doesn't know the two basic food groups necessary to sustain life are bacon and beer? Everything else is just extra baggage.