Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;I'm not sure what exactly I should add to this. The world just became a better place.
I come to bury Cheney, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones.
So let it be with Cheney.
The noble Donald,
Hath told you Cheney was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Cheney answered it.
I THINK THIS IS FAIR AND BALANCED........... (duck, duck)