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A federal judge on Tuesday ordered tightened restrictions on former U.S. House Speaker Dennis Hastert, including barring him from possessing pornography, using sex chat lines or having any contact with minors except in the presence of an adult who is aware of his sexual abuse of boys decades ago.
The order from U.S. District Judge Thomas Durkin came a day after the probation department submitted a report in court under seal.
Although the reasons for the tightened restrictions were not spelled out, Hastert has been undergoing a court-ordered sex offender evaluation — including any "psychological and physiological" testing deemed necessary — to expose any undisclosed wrongdoing and gauge whether he's a danger to society.
Is National Geographic considered porn? I used to like to look at it as a kid to look at the naked Pymgies.
900-Sex-TalkHe's also not allowed to use "sex related telephone numbers". Holy shit. Does Hastert have a time machine that goes back to 1990? I'm not sure that restriction is necessary.
Actually, I'm not sure any of these restrictions are necessary. He doesn't look like he could overpower a ten year old, let alone get aroused by anything.
