Wow, hard to get happy after that.

This should be happy topic to re-visit in 2016 or so and we can see just what an impact the mayor of San Diego (what was his name again) had on Federal Politics.
Let me give the lesson you require, simple-minded.
The purpose of the OP was not to actually claim that the DNC is searching for the lowest scum available for the national ticket....
..it was a tongue-in-cheek dig at the party that has no moral filter for its candidates....
Or its heroines, as your avi so clearly indicates.
That you have to try to explain what you meant is either an indictment of your inability to make a point or your inability to make a point that matters. I believe both are true.
Besides, Newt Gingrich isn't a Democrat so the lowest scum available isn't available.
It was Republicans who went to Nixon and told him he brought shame that could only be expiated by his resignation.
For Democrats, Clinton's sexual harassment and perjury was a simple resume enhancement.
You lack both intelligence....I've seen your posts.....and probity.
And, possibly even worse.....you're proud of those lacunae.
See....that's how you write a caustic post.
No, that's how you heckel someone who doesn't give a rip what you think. That is how you waste your time...you're following me around trying to explain yourself. I don't care...and I would wager few actually do give a rip what you think.
This foray into mayoral indiscretion equating to a problem with the DNC is silly; plain and simple.
Sell crazy somewhere else.
I see, you embrace the entire gamut of liberal politics, from soup to left-wing nuts.
1. "....either an indictment of your inability to make a point...."
I know it is tempting....
...but don't blame me for your inadequacy.
2. "Besides, Newt Gingrich isn't a Democrat so the lowest scum available isn't available."
I know that that is what your masters in the media told you.....
....but, I'd like to see you try to back that up.
3. "... how you heckel (sic) someone..."
That would be 'heckle.'
You must be the only witch without spell-check.
4. Let me repeat that for the hard-of-thinking.
The examples in the OP prove that for the Progressives/Leftists/Liberals/Democrats,
iniquities are no bar to employment in elected office.
And....a final note for today's lesson:
Here are the two things you must remember:
Never write a post as dumb as this again,
and
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Be proud: you've fulfilled your role as comic relief.