That ****** is HAMMERED!
To about the same point as an 11 or 12 pm drunk, which is to say (if I had to guess) probably twice the legal limit to drive.
How can you tell? Simple actually, as there are a few different signs that someone is plowed.
But first, it helps to understand the effects of ETOH (ethyl alcohol) on the body.
1) Depressant. It puts someone to sleep by limiting the input from their limbs. How can you spot this? Easy..........over exaggeration of gestures, because when someone who is SOBER gestures, they have a set specific distance that they stop at.
Kinda like someone pointing their finger 1 inch from your nose.
But, because alcohol is a depressant, it starts to shut down the nervous system, which means that when you want to do a specific gesture, the signals to stop don't get there fast enough, and there is an over exaggeration of the gesture.
Instead of stopping 1 inch from your nose, they end up poking your cheek.
Baucus did it repeatedly through the video.
2) Reduction of inhibitions. What does that do? Well.......in that state you don't have any inhibitions, so therefore you can't stop yourself from saying what you REALLY feel. Also explains the Latin phrase "in vino veritas" or, in wine, there is truth.
3) Eye movement. Matter of fact, that is one of the quickest and most accurate drunk tests there is. A tester will hold an object in front of your eyes, and ask you to follow it with both of them as they move it around in front of you.
Now.......eyes normally track very smooth. When you're drunk? There are "jumps" which means you're steady, then when the object moves, you don't track as much as move immediately to the next place where you think it's going to be.
The test is called "gaze nystogamus"(sp?).
Yeah.............this ****** is plowed.
Hey Shallow Skeeve........I guess my DAPA training still works, eh?