Well, I'll give discussing this a shot even though I am skeptical you will keep up and keep it rational.
1) This is not a case of special pleading as, say for example, a Yahtzee has significance and the other roles dont other than that they are not Yahtzees. If one needs a Yahtzee to fill out one's card and not record a big fat 0 for it, you need that one roll in 7, 000/6 as it can be any of six different rolls all of one value. That is what makes such things significant and it is not an arbitrary value. If you are just rolling dice to hear the freaking sound of clattering dice, then who the **** cares anyway?
2) Improbability is a nowhere arguement since given enough time anything can happen in theory. What is indisputable by reasonable people are IMPLAUSIBILITY. If you sat down to play a game of Five Card Draw with several other players and on the very first hand the dealer dealt everyone a flush but gave himself Five of a Kind, how many times would he have to do that before you decided he was cheating and stacking the deck? I wouldnt stay past the first hand, and I doubt anyone else would either because the odds of such a thing happening at all, let alone the first hand, are extremely IMPLAUSIBLE. Is it possible, sure, but if you dont appreciate that such a thing is IMPLAUSIBLE, you might lose your shirt in Reno.
Anyway, that is all I have time for.
Now you can yell and scream and tell me I am a superstitious idiot. lol.