lilcountriegal
Senior Member
Dean apparantly delivered the Top 10 list last evening for David Letterman. Unfortunately, I missed it. For those who missed it like I did... here it is:
Ways I, Howard Dean, can turn things around
10. Switch to decaf.
9. Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of "Friends."
7. Don't change a thing, it's going great.
6. Show a little more skin.
5. Go on "American Idol" and give them a taste of those pipes.
4. Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.
3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
2. Fire the staffer who suggested I do this Lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
1. Oh, I don't know - maybe fewer, red-faced rants.
Ways I, Howard Dean, can turn things around
10. Switch to decaf.
9. Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of "Friends."
7. Don't change a thing, it's going great.
6. Show a little more skin.
5. Go on "American Idol" and give them a taste of those pipes.
4. Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.
3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
2. Fire the staffer who suggested I do this Lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
1. Oh, I don't know - maybe fewer, red-faced rants.
