Daughters.. It Starts

[Lumpy 1]

I just watched my youngest, my 10 year old daughter go on her first walk with some little twerp, Boy.... the end of an era and the beginning of another...

Sheez.... this sucks...

 

[random3434]

You have a 10 year old daughter Lumpster?

I had no idea!

Why did you let her go on a walk with him?


Don't ya know boys have cooties?

 

[Lumpy 1]

You have a 10 year old daughter Lumpster?

I had no idea!

Why did you let her go on a walk with him?


Don't ya know boys have cooties?

I don't know.. she asked....

Up until now, they did...she even mentioned that some are cute

Usually.. this one shows up at the door, she gives him a rashin of shit for showing up at the door and he leaves with his tail between his legs..

 

[Lumpy 1]

Seemed like an okay thread to start..

 

[Baruch Menachem]

My girl is 13. She has high standards.

 

[Lumpy 1]

My girl is 13. She has high standards.

Ah.. okay

 

[The Infidel]

I just watched my youngest, my 10 year old daughter go on her first walk with some little twerp, Boy.... the end of an era and the beginning of another...

Sheez.... this sucks...

I feel ya Bro.... my 9 yr old told me yesterday the The Backstreet Boys were "hawt".... I was like "what do you know about hot?", and just says "Oh daddy".


Yep it sux.... they grow up WAY TOO FAST!

 

[Trajan]

I just watched my youngest, my 10 year old daughter go on her first walk with some little twerp, Boy.... the end of an era and the beginning of another...

Sheez.... this sucks...

doesn't have to, do what I did; first- tool up, second- buy ammo, '00' buck, third- tool up...did I say that? forth- pray, often, fifth- lock her in her room till shes 18 .

Might I suggest a suitable choice? lightweight,quick smooth action, light kick, looks slick in your arm as you meet her beau at the door come , well, the years forward...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Next thing you know they will be coming home after midnight...

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Mine is 20.
You have a loooooooong way to go.
Wait till you become aware that...well..let's say the innocence is gone.
Bad day...very bad day.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Mine is 20.
You have a loooooooong way to go.
Wait till you become aware that...well..let's say the innocence is gone.
Bad day...very bad day.

Good girls do it once, maybe twice but bad girls do it all the time.

 

[Trajan]

Mine is 20.
You have a loooooooong way to go.
Wait till you become aware that...well..let's say the innocence is gone.
Bad day...very bad day.

Good girls do it once, maybe twice but bad girls do it all the time.

uh huh...then the other axiom is; good girls like bad boys...

 

[fyrenza]

My son is 32,

and for all that he "grew up way too fast,"

yet and still, he's an innocent person who surprises me, time and time again.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

My son is 32,

and for all that he "grew up way too fast,"

yet and still, he's an innocent person who surprises me, time and time again.

So...he is still wearing underwear in the mornings huh?

 

[Zoom-boing]

My youngest is 13. Rick has been calling this past week.

'Mom, can I go out with Rick'

'No'

'Why not?'

'You're 13 and in 8th grade. Ask me again in two years.'

 

[SFC Ollie]

5 words,

You ain't seen nothing yet.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

5 words,

You ain't seen nothing yet.

That's the truth.
Man does it ever get worse.

A little insight Lumpy...you will hate every boyfriend.

 

[Ringel05]

Have shotgun, will clean.

 

[fyrenza]

My son is 32,

and for all that he "grew up way too fast,"

yet and still, he's an innocent person who surprises me, time and time again.

So...he is still wearing underwear in the mornings huh?

OMG, I washed his clothes, and there were like 3 pairs of unders, TEN pairs of socks, and at least a weeks worth of clothes,

and I was like, Is this mo-fo going COMMANDO these days?

 

[SFC Ollie]

My son is 32,

and for all that he "grew up way too fast,"

yet and still, he's an innocent person who surprises me, time and time again.

So...he is still wearing underwear in the mornings huh?

OMG, I washed his clothes, and there were like 3 pairs of unders, TEN pairs of socks, and at least a weeks worth of clothes,

and I was like, Is this mo-fo going COMMANDO these days?

Turns em inside out.