Dating basics 101

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Things I have learned while dating,

1.) Get that damn door men. Wankers.
2.) Buy the first date, but split afterwords.
3.) If you can stair at her face the entire time and not her boobs then you will surprise her in a good way.
4.) Don't bring your phone into the date.
5.) Don't order greasy foods. Order a steak and salad. She'll be impressed by the salad. Always use ranch. Women love ranch.
6.) Don't fart. If you have to go to the bathroom. Say you are going to wash your hands or something.
7.) Pick her up on the dates other than the first. She wants to feel comfortable.
8.) Let her decide the restaurant
9.) Get to know her at the restaurant. Don't bring up you unless she does. Don't talk hardly at all about work.
10.) Wipe you face and hands and use good manners.
11.) Don't expect a kiss you'll know when that time is it will be OBVIOUS. Ask her what she thinks of you and be bold. Ask her if she is having a good time. Ask her what she is looking for in a man. Us men need to not waste our time. By doing this you will know if she is full of shit or what to expect once you leave. Let her surprise you by calling you back by waiting a couple days, then if a wile has gone by it's over. The bitch is gone.

I'm working on dating 102 next.
 

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Uncle Ferd says it's when dey let one o' dem silent poots after dinner - even if dey paid for the dinner...

The biggest first date turnoff has been revealed
Oct 22, 2015 • Survey done by a oral hygiene company • 'Fag breath' tops the list of first date turnoff, and by quite a margin • Smell of garlic comes second followed by 'bad kissing technique'
What's the biggest turnoff for those going in for a kiss on a first date? According to one survey it's stinky cigarette breath, and by quite a margin. A poll by one oral hygiene company showed that 52 per cent of first-date snoggers wouldn't kiss someone with 'fag breath', disappointing some inveterate smokers in certain newspaper offices.


In second place was the smell of garlic, with 27 per cent of those polled saying that would be a turn off on a first date, while 12 per cent said the biggest turnoff was 'bad kissing technique'. The survey, by oral health company DenTek, also found that 87 per cent of men expected to kiss 'with tongues' on a first date. Those men might be disappointed to learn the survey showed that only 37 per cent of women felt the same way.

The biggest first date turnoff has been revealed - Times of India
 

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Things I have learned while dating,

1.) Get that damn door men. Wankers.
2.) Buy the first date, but split afterwords.
3.) If you can stair at her face the entire time and not her boobs then you will surprise her in a good way.
4.) Don't bring your phone into the date.
5.) Don't order greasy foods. Order a steak and salad. She'll be impressed by the salad. Always use ranch. Women love ranch.
6.) Don't fart. If you have to go to the bathroom. Say you are going to wash your hands or something.
7.) Pick her up on the dates other than the first. She wants to feel comfortable.
8.) Let her decide the restaurant
9.) Get to know her at the restaurant. Don't bring up you unless she does. Don't talk hardly at all about work.
10.) Wipe you face and hands and use good manners.
11.) Don't expect a kiss you'll know when that time is it will be OBVIOUS. Ask her what she thinks of you and be bold. Ask her if she is having a good time. Ask her what she is looking for in a man. Us men need to not waste our time. By doing this you will know if she is full of shit or what to expect once you leave. Let her surprise you by calling you back by waiting a couple days, then if a wile has gone by it's over. The bitch is gone.

I'm working on dating 102 next.
When do we take out our dick?
 

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Uncle Ferd says it's when dey let one o' dem silent poots after dinner - even if dey paid for the dinner...

The biggest first date turnoff has been revealed
Oct 22, 2015 • Survey done by a oral hygiene company • 'Fag breath' tops the list of first date turnoff, and by quite a margin • Smell of garlic comes second followed by 'bad kissing technique'
What's the biggest turnoff for those going in for a kiss on a first date? According to one survey it's stinky cigarette breath, and by quite a margin. A poll by one oral hygiene company showed that 52 per cent of first-date snoggers wouldn't kiss someone with 'fag breath', disappointing some inveterate smokers in certain newspaper offices.


In second place was the smell of garlic, with 27 per cent of those polled saying that would be a turn off on a first date, while 12 per cent said the biggest turnoff was 'bad kissing technique'. The survey, by oral health company DenTek, also found that 87 per cent of men expected to kiss 'with tongues' on a first date. Those men might be disappointed to learn the survey showed that only 37 per cent of women felt the same way.

The biggest first date turnoff has been revealed - Times of India
"Fag breath"? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
 

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