Dane's Offer To Buy California To Spite Trump's Greenland Aims: 'We'll Bring Hygge to Hollwood'

[0311]

Since returning to the presidency last month, Donald Trump has called for Canada to become the 51st US state, suggested he might take over the Panama Canal, floated US ownership of Gaza – and tried to buy Greenland.

Danes offer to buy California to spite Trump’s Greenland aims: ‘We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood’

Satirical petition from Denmark, which owns Greenland, racks up 200,000 signatures as Trump eyes Arctic island

www.theguardian.com

Now, Denmark – which owns Greenland – is clapping back.

More than 200,000 Danes have signed a satirical petition to buy California from the U.S.

“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,” the petition reads. “Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!”

 

[0311]

Since returning to the presidency last month, Donald Trump has called for Canada to become the 51st US state, suggested he might take over the Panama Canal, floated US ownership of Gaza – and tried to buy Greenland.

Danes offer to buy California to spite Trump’s Greenland aims: ‘We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood’

Satirical petition from Denmark, which owns Greenland, racks up 200,000 signatures as Trump eyes Arctic island

www.theguardian.com

Now, Denmark – which owns Greenland – is clapping back.

More than 200,000 Danes have signed a satirical petition to buy California from the U.S.

“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,” the petition reads. “Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!”

Felon47gets Greenland and we get Kringle. The lunatic Right hates California. we are 5th. largest economy in the world. Let' do it.

 

[TNHarley]

Denmark doesnt own greenland. They are autonomous. They arent like US territories.
Second, I would be down paying denmark to take california.

 

[Polishprince]

We ought to take Denmark up on their generous offer to take California off our hands

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

We ought to take Denmark up on their generous offer to take California off our hands

How much should they charge?

 

[0311]

We ought to take Denmark up on their generous offer to take California off our hands

And then we jack up prices on our goods we sell the U.S.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Since returning to the presidency last month, Donald Trump has called for Canada to become the 51st US state, suggested he might take over the Panama Canal, floated US ownership of Gaza – and tried to buy Greenland.

Danes offer to buy California to spite Trump’s Greenland aims: ‘We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood’

Satirical petition from Denmark, which owns Greenland, racks up 200,000 signatures as Trump eyes Arctic island

www.theguardian.com

Now, Denmark – which owns Greenland – is clapping back.

More than 200,000 Danes have signed a satirical petition to buy California from the U.S.

“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,” the petition reads. “Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!”

Hansel and Greta

The only thing Danes produce is pastry. They can't even make up their minds whether to be or not to be.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

How much should they charge?

Dip for Dipshits

Three boxes of Copenhagen snuff.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

MAGA needs this. "Hygge" (pronounced "hoo-gah") is a Danish word that doesn't have a direct translation in English, but it roughly means a sense of coziness, comfort, and contentment. It's about creating a warm atmosphere and enjoying the good things in life with good people. Think of curling up with a good book by the fireplace, enjoying a cup of hot cocoa, or spending quality time with friends and family. It's all about the small, everyday moments that bring joy and a feeling of well-being. Sounds like a wonderful concept, right?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Since returning to the presidency last month, Donald Trump has called for Canada to become the 51st US state, suggested he might take over the Panama Canal, floated US ownership of Gaza – and tried to buy Greenland.

Danes offer to buy California to spite Trump’s Greenland aims: ‘We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood’

Satirical petition from Denmark, which owns Greenland, racks up 200,000 signatures as Trump eyes Arctic island

www.theguardian.com

Now, Denmark – which owns Greenland – is clapping back.

More than 200,000 Danes have signed a satirical petition to buy California from the U.S.

“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,” the petition reads. “Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!”

Trade them southern California for Greenland even up!

DO IT!

 

[Godboy]

Since returning to the presidency last month, Donald Trump has called for Canada to become the 51st US state, suggested he might take over the Panama Canal, floated US ownership of Gaza – and tried to buy Greenland.

Danes offer to buy California to spite Trump’s Greenland aims: ‘We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood’

Satirical petition from Denmark, which owns Greenland, racks up 200,000 signatures as Trump eyes Arctic island

www.theguardian.com

Now, Denmark – which owns Greenland – is clapping back.

More than 200,000 Danes have signed a satirical petition to buy California from the U.S.

“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,” the petition reads. “Let’s buy California from Donald Trump!”

What's their offer for it? Its not much of an own if they didnt make a legitimate offer.