Da phone! Da phone!

[HenryBHough]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
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Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
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Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
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Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
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When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies:
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“Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
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Not an original - sent me by a friend so you libs feel free to protest in any way you choose - or rather in which way the party dictates you protest.

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[g5000]

Yeah. The US is more hellish than Russia. Okay. Whatever you say, Snowden.