Cyclist battles naked man in Portland

[JGalt]

Along with Seattle, Portland has to rank number one on the list of weirdest cities on this planet. Broad daylight and this goober is walking around the city naked. Some guy on a bicycle crashes into him and the fight starts.

I wonder which USMB member this was?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I drove right past that spot last time I was in Portland.

 

[Esdraelon]

Nasty bastards. The entire government in that state needs to be dragged to a scaffold.

 

[martybegan]

Along with Seattle, Portland has to rank number one on the list of weirdest cities on this planet. Broad daylight and this goober is walking around the city naked. Some guy on a bicycle crashes into him and the fight starts.

I wonder which USMB member this was?

The cyclist was being an asshole as well.

Driving on sidewalk.
Driving in multiple wrong directions in an intersection
Driving against signals
Driving against traffic with valid right of way.

 

[marvin martian]

I drove right past that spot last time I was in Portland.

That kind of thing happens all over the city every day.

 

[TNHarley]

The naked guy was definitely bode

 

[JoeMoma]

 

[Dogmaphobe]

That kind of thing happens all over the city every day.

Believe me, I know.

 

[Papageorgio]

I get near Portland, but I don't go anywhere near the downtown area, it is a disgusting place.

 

[ActionJackson]

Along with Seattle, Portland has to rank number one on the list of weirdest cities on this planet. Broad daylight and this goober is walking around the city naked. Some guy on a bicycle crashes into him and the fight starts.

I wonder which USMB member this was?

The dude on the bike is almost as nutty as the idiot who can't dress himself. He was inches from getting run over. It appeared that they already knew each other and had a mutual vendetta against each other. They were quick to fight. I'm inclined to believe that much of America's population is demon-possessed.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

The cyclist was being an asshole as well.

Driving on sidewalk.
Driving in multiple wrong directions in an intersection
Driving against signals
Driving against traffic with valid right of way.

Portland doesn't have any laws anymore.

 

[Zincwarrior]

OK that was funny. Naked homeless dude was of course the victor because he used strategy:
1. He had the high ground (or top of concrete bench).
2. He was fully prepared to deal with mounted opponents (the concrete bench).
3. He was properly armed for the engagement (metal switch or whatever).

Cavalry homeless dude did not study his history about what happens when you attack determined infantry with a high morale, and he FAFOd the heck out of that one.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

They’re probably married by now.

 

[Failzero]

Stoopid White Liberal Tricks

 

[Missourian]

Me from the sidelines: Step on his crank!

 

[DigitalDrifter]

As bad as it is now, wait until Abbott starts sending busloads of illegals to Portland.

 

[Independentthinker]

Along with Seattle, Portland has to rank number one on the list of weirdest cities on this planet. Broad daylight and this goober is walking around the city naked. Some guy on a bicycle crashes into him and the fight starts.

I wonder which USMB member this was?

I've been to New Orleans a few times. But, those things are normal and expected there.