Creepy things to say when hugging a woman

[JakeStarkey]

Long sniff: “Mmmmm . . . you smell different when you are awake.”

“I can feel them pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman.”

“You have lovely skin: I can’t wait to try it on.”

“He knows, don’t go home.”

 

[aaronleland]

"You've got a strong hug for an eight year old."

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

You should not be hugging any woman - only your own wife, Jake.

 

[NLT]

"You've got a strong hug for an eight year old."

 

[Swagger]

Your dad smells nicer?

 

[Saigon]

So we agreed on €50 for a blowjob, right?

 

[jwoodie]

Long sniff: “Mmmmm . . . you smell different when you are awake.”

“I can feel them pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman.”

“You have lovely skin: I can’t wait to try it on.”

“He knows, don’t go home.”

Shouldn't this have been posted in your Tea Party forum?

 

[boedicca]

"You've put on a few pounds."

"Hurry up, the game's about to start."

"(Some other woman's name)"

 

[Two Thumbs]

No, that is not a sausage in my pocket.

You have on one of those snap in front bras.

You're not very tall, so while you're down there.....

 

[Saigon]

I haven't come that hard since prison.

 

[Roadrunner]

I haven't come that hard since prison.

Dayum!!!!!!!!

 

[JakeStarkey]

 

[Nosmo King]

Can I tell the creepiest joke of all time here without the threat of being banned?

 

[WelfareQueen]

You kiss real nice....but your daughter kisses better.

 

[NLT]

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."

 

[WelfareQueen]

I wanna see if you can balance my beer on your head while you give me a blow job.

 

[aaronleland]

"Don't tell mom."

 

[Dogmaphobe]

"Oooh -- your body countours to mine just like Moms!"

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

" I have the perfect spot for you




in my freezer"

 

[Moonglow]

She told me I had a jwoodie...