DrLove
Diamond Member
Speaking of Spineless McTurtle and his promise to support the insurrectionist Capitol Sacking wannabe dictator, I saw a couple of funny comments this morning.
1. The GOP civil war is officially over. It lasted about as long as one Scaramucci (10 days ;-)
2. CPAC should have met at Area 51 in Roswell because of the number of conspiracy theories we're about to hear. It's like the Armitage Family from Get Out meets the Addam's Family, and they all show up at a Daughters of the Confederacy reunion!
1. The GOP civil war is officially over. It lasted about as long as one Scaramucci (10 days ;-)
2. CPAC should have met at Area 51 in Roswell because of the number of conspiracy theories we're about to hear. It's like the Armitage Family from Get Out meets the Addam's Family, and they all show up at a Daughters of the Confederacy reunion!
ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump will use his speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference this weekend to announce that he has won the 2024 Presidential election.
According to leaked text from his cpac speech, Trump will claim that he won the 2024 election in a landslide and “everybody knows it.”
Trump will further state that any attempt to allege that the year 2024 has not arrived yet and is, in fact, not scheduled to occur until three years from now is “a rigged hoax.”
“This should never be allowed to happen in our country,” he will assert.
Asked whether he would support Trump’s contention that the year 2024 is not three years away, Mitch McConnell, the Senate Minority Leader, said, “If he said that? Of course!”
Trump to Announce He Has Won 2024 Election
Trump will further use his CPAC speech to claim that any attempt to allege that the year 2024 has not arrived yet is “a rigged hoax.”
www.newyorker.com