Cy Vance Jr reveals that Trump's taxes reveal he claims Ted Cruz as a dependent!

[DrLove]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In the first major bombshell to emerge from the handover of Donald J. Trump’s tax returns, the Manhattan district attorney has announced that the former President claimed Senator Ted Cruz as a dependent.​

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Speaking to reporters, Cyrus Vance, Jr., said that listing the Texas senator as a dependent was “highly unorthodox, to say the least.”​

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“For this deduction to be allowed, we would certainly need some documentation proving that Mr. Trump had adopted Mr. Cruz, or something to that effect,” Vance added.​

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From his home in Palm Beach, Trump issued a terse rebuttal to Vance’s statement. “Ted Cruz is my little baby, and everyone knows it,” Trump said.​

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The tax imbroglio turned a spotlight on Cruz, who was suddenly under pressure to clarify his legal relationship with the ex-President.​

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“If it turns out that I am, in fact, Donald Trump’s little baby, that will be the greatest honor of my life,” Cruz told reporters.​

Trumpâs Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent

“Ted is my little baby, and everyone knows it,” Trump said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I suppose president Trump will be busted by the IRS for living rent-free in the minds of all leftists

 

[rac123]

I suppose president Trump will be busted by the IRS for living rent-free in the minds of all leftists

I wish I only could pay $750.00 on my federal income tax. And I don’t Bragg about being a Billionaire.

 

[alang1216]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In the first major bombshell to emerge from the handover of Donald J. Trump’s tax returns, the Manhattan district attorney has announced that the former President claimed Senator Ted Cruz as a dependent.​

​

Speaking to reporters, Cyrus Vance, Jr., said that listing the Texas senator as a dependent was “highly unorthodox, to say the least.”​

​

“For this deduction to be allowed, we would certainly need some documentation proving that Mr. Trump had adopted Mr. Cruz, or something to that effect,” Vance added.​

​

From his home in Palm Beach, Trump issued a terse rebuttal to Vance’s statement. “Ted Cruz is my little baby, and everyone knows it,” Trump said.​

​

The tax imbroglio turned a spotlight on Cruz, who was suddenly under pressure to clarify his legal relationship with the ex-President.​

​

“If it turns out that I am, in fact, Donald Trump’s little baby, that will be the greatest honor of my life,” Cruz told reporters.​

Trumpâs Taxes Reveal He Claimed Ted Cruz as Dependent

“Ted is my little baby, and everyone knows it,” Trump said.

www.newyorker.com

Fake news, I don't believe it. If you had said Trump claimed the entire GOP as his dependant, THEN I've believe it.

 

[DrLove]

I suppose president Trump will be busted by the IRS for living rent-free in the minds of all leftists

I wish I only could pay $750.00 on my federal income tax. And I don’t Bragg about being a Billionaire.

Yep, and that was two years in a row paying $750 and at least another ten or so paying NOTHING. Donald is a crook.