I LIKE this suggestion...
http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=14948&o=ANN001
Why not use immigration the way sports teams use the draft -- to upgrade our roster? We could take our pick of the world's engineers, doctors, scientists, uh ... smoking-hot Latin guys who stand around not wearing shirts between workouts. Or, you know, whatever ...
http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=14948&o=ANN001