Cops: Suspect denied owning baggies of cocaine, meth 'wrapped around his penis'

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Why did I know this was in Florida before I even opened the article?

Drug Suspect Denied Owning Wrapped Package

DECEMBER 20--A Florida Man denied ownership of baggies containing cocaine and methamphetamine that cops found “wrapped around his penis” during a search early Saturday morning, according to arrest af

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[JoeMoma]

Obviously it belongs to his significant other.

 

[lennypartiv]

The cop who "recovered the evidence" should get bonus pay.

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

"Well officer, that will be last time I ever go to the glory hole."

 

[Muhammed]

Obviously it belongs to his significant other.

Apparently it is his significant other.