Cool Sports Stories.....If you have One. Where do you excel?

[Winco]

Sure, like Biden didn't commit the crime of possessing and improperly storing confidential documents that he had no authority to possess? Like that one that you chose to ignore? Try again Loser. LOL Have you seen your therapist today?

DID OLD MAN nap out early?

Pussy lives in my exact time zone.
You Pussed out and ....I accept Your Surrender.

 

[Orangecat]

I don't try to hide it since I use it fer a reason, one you would never understand.

 

[Orangecat]

What is your career job?
Afraid to say?

My career job?
Dumb question, tbh. It’s an anonymous website. We’re all successful winners here. I’ll go with astronaut. You? Bagger at winco?

 

[yidnar]

I got a bunch, but you can't relate.

Baseball: Pitching a No-Hitter in HS. Pitching a Shutout in NCAA.

That's it for NOW.




Moments away from you calling me a LIAR......Expected.

wow ! you pitched a no hitter in college softball ! my apologies mam !

 

[yidnar]

No, that ^^^ doesn't count......Wet Dreams are a Mess.
Typical Non_alpha response.

I shoot guns.
I Dropped Pills
I did some LSD.
I fucked in my Dreams......

we know you dropped pills and lsd ..

 

[Unkotare]

In response to 1srelluc

Let's find out the individuals that have actually done anything athletically.
Shooting a gun, playing poker, or playing bocce ball, are NOT athletic THINGS.

Sure, I've done ALL of the above, but this thread is about REAL athletes.

Cool Hunting Experiences You Have Had

I was sitting in my stand one morning during deer season, but I had not seen anything yet worth killing. All of a sudden, a bachelor group of 14 big gobblers flew across the Shenandoah River and landed about 180 yards away. I just watched them because you can't kill turkeys during deer season...

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In a match at the Naval Academy Tournament one year I shot in for a double and the other guy shot in at the same time. He hadn't cleaned up his nails properly so he had some jagged shit going on, and as it turned out he shot in for a double at the exact same time so his thumb jabbed into my left eye at the worst time. His nail just sliced my left eye right open. This sort of eye-jelly was dripping down my face as the ref restarted the match. Pretty gross. We carried on, I won the match, and my coach got me the hell our of there. He knew some of our roommates had driven down to watch the tournament, so he asked them to take me to the nearest local hospital. What he did not know was that they were stoned as hell, and had no idea where the nearest hospital was. We drove all over the fucking place, me rolling around back and forth in the back of the van until they found a place. What happened at the hospital was another horror story in itself.

 

[Unkotare]

Water makes you weak

Water keeps you alive.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Water keeps you alive.

That’s an old Bear Bryant quote

 

[Unkotare]

One time we were wrestling against Harvard, and yet again me and my opponent shot in at exactly the same time. Our heads smashed together so hard that it echoed throughout the gym. I took a step back and touched my forehead to see if I was bleeding, and when I looked up the Harvard guy was sprawled out flat on his back. An ambulance was called and they threw him on a stretcher. I never did see the guy regain consciousness.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

In response to 1srelluc

Let's find out the individuals that have actually done anything athletically.
Shooting a gun, playing poker, or playing bocce ball, are NOT athletic THINGS.

Sure, I've done ALL of the above, but this thread is about REAL athletes.

Cool Hunting Experiences You Have Had

I was sitting in my stand one morning during deer season, but I had not seen anything yet worth killing. All of a sudden, a bachelor group of 14 big gobblers flew across the Shenandoah River and landed about 180 yards away. I just watched them because you can't kill turkeys during deer season...

www.usmessageboard.com

Played in softball leagues in the Bronx in the 1970's. Games were early Sunday morning in parks Crotona, Pelham Bay, etc. and High School, Polk, Middle schools. Usually out on Saturday night flaming 151 shots. That's real athletic

 

[MarathonMike]

I qualified for the Boston Marathon 8 times and ran it twice.

 

[Delldude]

No, that ^^^ doesn't count......Wet Dreams are a Mess.
Typical Non_alpha response.

I shoot guns.
I Dropped Pills
I did some LSD.
I fucked in my Dreams......

How'd you get around that question on the firearms transaction record about being a drug user?

You know, like Hunter?

 

[braalian]

5 or 6 years ago I hit my 1RM bench press of 455lbs.

As far as I know, that’s still the record at the gym I went to then, and it was a real powerlifting gym, not some chain gym