Complaint about emoticon sexism!!

[dilloduck]

yeah., well.. shit..

I know! You can have the breasts, but if you don't wear a bra, they'll hang to your knees, and you have to feed the kids

Remember, God is a misogynist; you can't win

And you should remember that no matter how low our breasts may sag ... you will still want to check 'em out.

Why---when there are always plenty of perky ones available

 

[JBeukema]

Yeah, but we still get the multiple O's.

fuckin' ****

That's okay though, because we snuck a clause in there before you signed it that says you have to carry the kids for nine months and a week- take that, bitch

And that's how we always know the kids are always our own.

Fine by us. We can leave before the kid's around for comparison

 

[Phoenix]

Why---when there are always plenty of perky ones available

I haven't figured that one out myself. It seems to be hardwired into your brains though.

 

[Phoenix]

lotta good they do you in the kitchen

'God' said you can't speak in a Man's precense anyway (HEloves you, though), now take your shoes off, lose the clothes, and get in the kitchen...

We can't have O's in the kitchen?


Oooops!

 

[JBeukema]

lotta good they do you in the kitchen

'God' said you can't speak in a Man's precense anyway (HEloves you, though), now take your shoes off, lose the clothes, and get in the kitchen...

We can't have O's in the kitchen?


Oooops!

... I'm taking the muddler away from you... and diabling the washing machine... and taking your pillows away... and taking out the massaging showerhead....

 

[Phoenix]

... I'm taking the muddler away from you... and diabling the washing machine... and taking your pillows away... and taking out the massaging showerhead....

Pffffft!

 

[Shogun]

yeah., well.. shit..

I know! You can have the breasts, but if you don't wear a bra, they'll hang to your knees, and you have to feed the kids

Remember, God is a misogynist; you can't win

And you should remember that no matter how low our breasts may sag ... you will still want to check 'em out.

naw.. thats when we take advantage of our ace card and divorce you for a much younger model..

 

[JBeukema]

If she doesn't leave you first when the money runs out

 

[Phoenix]

naw.. thats when we take advantage of our ace card and divorce you for a much younger model..

or have bigger breasts of your own to play with and look at.

 

[Phoenix]

If she doesn't leave you first when the money runs out

Or find a guy with a bigger ... car.

 

[JBeukema]

naw.. thats when we take advantage of our ace card and divorce you for a much younger model..

or have bigger breasts of your own to play with and look at.

Thaty's okay, 'cuz all the smilies are guys and all board messages are about guys

Even the software knows guys are better

Remember, women are made when a fetus fails to become a male

 

[JBeukema]

If she doesn't leave you first when the money runs out

Or find a guy with a bigger ... car.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFQu2HgDTwQ]YouTube - Crazy Penis Car skit - English comedy sketch[/ame]

 

[Phoenix]

YouTube - Crazy Penis Car skit - English comedy sketch

 

[Anguille]

Remember, women are made when a fetus fails to become a male

Another way to look at that is to say the male sex results from a birth defect.

 

[JBeukema]

Remember, women are made when a fetus fails to become a male

Another way to look at that is to say the male sex results from a birth defect.

Incorrect, you stupid ****. A child with a Y chromosome will become female if it fails to become masculinized and virilized. I'd tell you to look up XY females, but you've long shown yourself not to care about facts.

Now piss off; noone was talking to you.

 

[Gunny]

Someone just sent me this in a PM. I am flattered by it but also annoyed that they did not have the option to say "You are the woman!' Or at least "You are the person!"

What's to be done about this? Any suggestions?



To the one who comes up with a good one I thank you in advance and say

Yep. Shut up.

 

[JBeukema]

 

[Phoenix]

What does this have to do with the thread, JB? Are you trying to derail it?


















without me?

 

[strollingbones]

gunny needs to come up with a female...mod..who is conservative...balance out the other mods....we have 3 males and only..did i mention only...2 females...

 

[del]

gunny needs to come up with a female...mod..who is conservative...balance out the other mods....we have 3 males and only..did i mention only...2 females...

actually, i'm a hermaphrodite.

that's how i got the gig.