Comical Survey:If We Get A President Hillary/President Bernie Come 2017,What Will You Stock Up On?

[eagle1462010]

>>> already planning to buy all of the Charmin 24 packs at all of my wal-marts next year.

Again -- what the hell for? Planning on doing a lot of Hallowe'en decorating?

Libs are idiots.

Don't know what Charmin is for..........

Everyone knows what Charmin is for. What nobody knows is what going to "all my local wal-marts [sic]" to buy all the 24 packs is for.

Read much?

Hmmm.........you actually thought I was serious...........

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Ammo.................

Ah yes, brass, powder, and lead are so nutritious. Was this you, by the way?

Man tries to put out fire with ammunition filled truck

Typical gun nut redneck.

Uuuuuuh ....last time I checked you can procure all kinds of food with a firearm.
Unless you shoot like a liberal.

Last time I checked, you can get yourself justly hung for trying that.

Hunting? What liberal hell hole do you reside in?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

just buy liquor, wine and beer....

you can negotiate and barter for anything with those!

and maybe coffee and sugar would be good bartering items too!??

Or you could just buy ammo.
No need for bartering .....

 

[Rexx Taylor]

no no,,,,sorry,,,they dont allow us to decorate homes and palm trees here in Florida with expensive toilet paper.

 

[gallantwarrior]

just buy liquor, wine and beer....

you can negotiate and barter for anything with those!

and maybe coffee and sugar would be good bartering items too!??

Don't need to by alcohol 'cause I know how to make my own. I'd rather buy salt than sugar.

 

[EverCurious]

The police officers next door hunt off their back porch... I feel bad for the liberal hellholes. I can't decide if they'd go cannibal or just curl up on the sidewalks and cry themselves to death.

 

[Care4all]

just buy liquor, wine and beer....

you can negotiate and barter for anything with those!

and maybe coffee and sugar would be good bartering items too!??

Or you could just buy ammo.
No need for bartering .....

It would do no good here, everyone has guns and everyone is a good shot!

 

[gallantwarrior]

Heh I don't need to get purified water, I have snow and a well (electric pump atm, but easily converted to hand pump.) Nice crisp clean Alaska water, even the rain's good if we have to.

I've gone without power (no running water and no septic) for 11 days and barely even noticed other than the boredom - hard to read by candle btw. It was -18 below outside, but our house is so well insulated that the wood stove kept the pipes from freezing. Snow/rain water makes the gravity fed toilets flush. 8 minutes on the wood stove made all the water we needed. We made mac-n-cheese with hot dogs the third day, had a little fire in the outside pit and roasted marshmallows too. It was boring, but we actually ate better than usual lol

Where are you in Alaska?

I'm in south central but outside of the big city. Have cabins north and south I could retreat to if shit hit the fan too bad heh

Outside Anchoragua, or Seattle North? I've a place there, one in Birchwood, and my main home North, around Willow. It's always good to have some place to go should the fecal matter strike the rotary oscillator. I'm off grid in Willow.

 

[gallantwarrior]

no no,,,,sorry,,,they dont allow us to decorate homes and palm trees here in Florida with expensive toilet paper.

What a shame, it might be an improvement.

 

[bodecea]

At least the thought of a "President Hillary" will have about 60% of all Americans preparing for the worst and we know it! Iran? no big deal, just let them make all of the bombs they want. The economy? If your in the middle class, trying to save money for your retirement/kids,,,,Hillary will be coming for a chunk of it!
So have any of us ever been to Detroit, South Chicago or Venezuela? There's your preview of 2018/2019. Well, if we get a President Hillary,,,or if you think she will win, you can get a head start by stocking up on any foods that have a five to ten year expiration date, and a "Ten Year Supply Of Toilet Paper"!!!, and maybe the following year you may want to dig out a "Back-Up Home" 100 feet below your current home.

Skittles.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

anyone want to join me and start digging a tunnel from maine into canada?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

just buy liquor, wine and beer....

you can negotiate and barter for anything with those!

and maybe coffee and sugar would be good bartering items too!??

Or you could just buy ammo.
No need for bartering .....

It would do no good here, everyone has guns and everyone is a good shot!

I see the need for ambush's in that case.
Cant have the local populace over hunting your hunting grounds....that and you could add to the arsenal for actual bartering purposes.

 

[gallantwarrior]

Ammo.................

Ah yes, brass, powder, and lead are so nutritious. Was this you, by the way?

Man tries to put out fire with ammunition filled truck

Typical gun nut redneck.

Uuuuuuh ....last time I checked you can procure all kinds of food with a firearm.
Unless you shoot like a liberal.

Last time I checked, you can get yourself justly hung for trying that.

Hunting? What liberal hell hole do you reside in?

Liberals don't hunt, do they? I thought they believed food came in Styrofoam containers, swathed in plastic.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

At least the thought of a "President Hillary" will have about 60% of all Americans preparing for the worst and we know it! Iran? no big deal, just let them make all of the bombs they want. The economy? If your in the middle class, trying to save money for your retirement/kids,,,,Hillary will be coming for a chunk of it!
So have any of us ever been to Detroit, South Chicago or Venezuela? There's your preview of 2018/2019. Well, if we get a President Hillary,,,or if you think she will win, you can get a head start by stocking up on any foods that have a five to ten year expiration date, and a "Ten Year Supply Of Toilet Paper"!!!, and maybe the following year you may want to dig out a "Back-Up Home" 100 feet below your current home.

Skittles.

You plan on trading with Traygone?

 

[eagle1462010]

At least the thought of a "President Hillary" will have about 60% of all Americans preparing for the worst and we know it! Iran? no big deal, just let them make all of the bombs they want. The economy? If your in the middle class, trying to save money for your retirement/kids,,,,Hillary will be coming for a chunk of it!
So have any of us ever been to Detroit, South Chicago or Venezuela? There's your preview of 2018/2019. Well, if we get a President Hillary,,,or if you think she will win, you can get a head start by stocking up on any foods that have a five to ten year expiration date, and a "Ten Year Supply Of Toilet Paper"!!!, and maybe the following year you may want to dig out a "Back-Up Home" 100 feet below your current home.

Skittles.

Figures......................

TASTE THE RAINBOW!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

anyone want to join me and start digging a tunnel from maine into canada?

I say we band together and take over Cuba.
It's to damn cold north of the border.

 

[Care4all]

just buy liquor, wine and beer....

you can negotiate and barter for anything with those!

and maybe coffee and sugar would be good bartering items too!??

Don't need to by alcohol 'cause I know how to make my own. I'd rather buy salt than sugar.

But salt, you can get from sea water where I am at, just dry it for Sea Salt....so, for me, and this area, I think sugar could come in handy....or start having honey bee hives, for your sugar.......then again, we have a lot of Maple trees up here, so we could get sugar from their syrup....alright, maybe you are right....salt is more important than sugar, especially if you dry and cure meats with it....

 

[EverCurious]

Heh I don't need to get purified water, I have snow and a well (electric pump atm, but easily converted to hand pump.) Nice crisp clean Alaska water, even the rain's good if we have to.

I've gone without power (no running water and no septic) for 11 days and barely even noticed other than the boredom - hard to read by candle btw. It was -18 below outside, but our house is so well insulated that the wood stove kept the pipes from freezing. Snow/rain water makes the gravity fed toilets flush. 8 minutes on the wood stove made all the water we needed. We made mac-n-cheese with hot dogs the third day, had a little fire in the outside pit and roasted marshmallows too. It was boring, but we actually ate better than usual lol

Where are you in Alaska?

I'm in south central but outside of the big city. Have cabins north and south I could retreat to if shit hit the fan too bad heh

Outside Anchoragua, or Seattle North? I've a place there, one in Birchwood, and my main home North, around Willow. It's always good to have some place to go should the fecal matter strike the rotary oscillator. I'm off grid in Willow.

"Seattle North" buhhahahaha

I'm in Eagle River, have Big Lake, Nancy Lake, and Kenai River cabin's. I have some fam. out in Willow myself. You get hit by the fire? We ended up helping Buser take in a bunch of sled dogs, and my family had to move their whole team (only 20) to Anchorage and ruckus with the pound over kennel licenses; silly muni...

 

[gallantwarrior]

just buy liquor, wine and beer....

you can negotiate and barter for anything with those!

and maybe coffee and sugar would be good bartering items too!??

Don't need to by alcohol 'cause I know how to make my own. I'd rather buy salt than sugar.

But salt, you can get from sea water where I am at, just dry it for Sea Salt....so, for me, and this area, I think sugar could come in handy....or start having honey bee hives, for your sugar.......then again, we have a lot of Maple trees up here, so we could get sugar from their syrup....alright, maybe you are right....salt is more important than sugar, especially if you dry and cure meats with it....

Bees don't usually last the winter here, but we have birch trees. Salt is critically important if you have no other means to preserve food, not just meat, but cheese, as well. Plus, we can thrive without sugar, but not without salt.

 

[Old Rocks]

Ammo.................

Ah yes, brass, powder, and lead are so nutritious. Was this you, by the way?

Man tries to put out fire with ammunition filled truck

Typical gun nut redneck.

Uuuuuuh ....last time I checked you can procure all kinds of food with a firearm.
Unless you shoot like a liberal.

Last time I checked, you can get yourself justly hung for trying that.

Hunting? What liberal hell hole do you reside in?

Liberals don't hunt, do they? I thought they believed food came in Styrofoam containers, swathed in plastic.

I was hunting before you silly ass was born. And still have hunting guns.