Cole Allen pleads not guilty to attempting to assassinate President Trump

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Cole Allen pleads not guilty to attempting to assassinate President Trump​

Cole Allen pleaded not guilty at his arraignment Monday to all charges in the four-count federal indictment against him, including the allegation that he attempted to assassinate President Donald Trump at last month’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington.

"It was all a hoax I tell ya!" exclaimed Cole. "The manifesto written in my own handwriting, the weapons with my fingerprints, it was all staged with the man being tackled to the ground who was a body double. But it is not just the assassination attempt, the same people that staged the previous other two assassinations against Trump, as well as the assassination of Charlie Kirk, are to blame. These fake assassinations need to stop and stop now because fascism!!!! Just ask any high-ranking democrat in the US government or anyone in Legacy media, and they will verify my claims!!"

No word yet on whether Cole will call the 2,341,432 TDS witnesses to verify his claims.

 

[Augustine_]

I hope Allen's still getting his share of the cut even though the fake assassination attempt didn't move the needle on the public's dismal opinion of pedo Trump

 

[marvin martian]

I hope Allen's still getting his share of the cut even though the fake assassination attempt didn't move the needle on the public's dismal opinion of pedo Trump

^^^Total lunacy. This guy also believes the Charlie Kirk murder was faked.

 

[Augustine_]

^^^Total lunacy. This guy also believes the Charlie Kirk murder was faked.

Nah bro Charlie Kirk is definitely "kaputz," as our good friends in Mossad would say