CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor

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CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor​

CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor

HONOLULU, HI—CNN and other mainstream news outlets are reporting on a "tragic, completely accidental" boating accident at Pearl Harbor. As details still come in, CNN is urging people to not rush to judgment or assign blame until the story goes away in a few days.

babylonbee.com

24 Nov 2021

HONOLULU, HI—CNN and other mainstream news outlets are reporting on a "tragic, completely accidental" boating accident at Pearl Harbor. As details still come in, CNN is urging people to not rush to judgment or assign blame until the story goes away in a few days.
"Such a tragic and completely accidental boating accident," said one news anchor. "The thing that's so sad about it is the tragic, totally random accidentalness of it. Our hearts are with the victims and whatever. Anyway, in other news..."
Independent journalists from the scene are sending messages that this was an intentional attack by the Empire of Japan that was designed to inflict as much destruction and casualty as possible. Such messages have been dismissed as unfounded and racist, and likely linked to recent increases in anti-Asian hate crimes.
"We do not need to investigate this any further, or talk about it ever again, as it was an accident," said the local Police Chief in a press conference. "Any talk of motive is unhelpful at this time. I think what's really important is allowing our Pearl Harbor community to heal."
CNN then quickly transitioned to a news story about the latest Cary Grant movie.


Commentary:
Trust in CNN and other Quisling Media like our Democrat majority Congress has fallen to numbers so low they are counted in the negative.

 

[eagle1462010]

It was a mostly Peaceful attack.

 

[Esdraelon]

Trust in CNN and other Quisling Media like our Democrat majority Congress has fallen to numbers so low they are counted in the negative.

They are criminal scum.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Just be thankful that only white supremacists were killed.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I think they just shot their wad on Rittenhouse and they are now in the tank. Buh-bye.

 

[eagle1462010]

Overwhelmed Arizona Hospitals Turning Away Patients Who Need Cactus Spines Plucked From Bare Asses

PHOENIX, AZ—With a rise in covid cases straining the state’s healthcare resources, overwhelmed Arizona hospitals were reportedly forced Tuesday to turn away patients who needed cactus spines plucked from their bare asses. “Unfortunately, our waiting room has already surpassed the limited number...

www.theonion.com

With a rise in covid cases straining the state’s healthcare resources, overwhelmed Arizona hospitals were reportedly forced Tuesday to turn away patients who needed cactus spines plucked from their bare asses.

 

[watchingfromafar]

I am sure the sitting of numerous Zero fighter planes flying by could not be held a secret for long.

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[Concerned American]

Overwhelmed Arizona Hospitals Turning Away Patients Who Need Cactus Spines Plucked From Bare Asses

PHOENIX, AZ—With a rise in covid cases straining the state’s healthcare resources, overwhelmed Arizona hospitals were reportedly forced Tuesday to turn away patients who needed cactus spines plucked from their bare asses. “Unfortunately, our waiting room has already surpassed the limited number...

www.theonion.com

With a rise in covid cases straining the state’s healthcare resources, overwhelmed Arizona hospitals were reportedly forced Tuesday to turn away patients who needed cactus spines plucked from their bare asses.

Looks like that turkey needs to be plucked.

 

[Donald H]

Looks a bit too much like the very popular photo of the USS Arizona's superstructure. Could this have been junk that was purposely blown up?

 

[MarathonMike]

OhPleaseJustQuit If only that were true. All we keep seeing is Democrats and their attack squads doubling down on anarchy.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

OhPleaseJustQuit If only that were true. All we keep seeing is Democrats and their attack squads doubling down on anarchy.

But the banshee shriek of desperation is all over everything that they do!

Their funny little paid shills here make it very obvious.

 

[WTF19]

are the publishers talking about the SCUM that ran over those people and killed 6?

 

[Leo123]

It was a mostly Peaceful attack.

It was a protest....LOL

 

[Leo123]

The U.S. protested in retaliation of the Japanese protest.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

The Washington Post says that it was a SUV that committed the Waukesha terrorist attack, it was not caused by a Racist Left Wing Knuttjob who was incited to violence by the Yellow Press's relentless hate mongering.
BTW, why isn't AG Garland saying anything?

Woke Washington Post blasted over claim SUV caused Waukesha tregedy

Social media users are slamming the Washington Post over language used in a article and since-deleted tweet about the Wisconsin car killing. The outlet placed responsibility on the SUV, not the driver.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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[Leo123]

I'm beginning to think outlets like WaPo publish this outrageous stuff just to get readership. They are 'yellow' rag papers posing as 'journalism.'

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I'm beginning to think outlets like WaPo publish this outrageous stuff just to get readership. They are 'yellow' rag papers posing as 'journalism.'

They're whores, but then what's new?

 

[Leo123]

They're whores, but then what's new?

It’s ‘old hat’ to the well informed for sure. ‘Wokers’ might think it’s new but they’ll never wake up to the truth so….meh BTW, isn't it ironic that people that are subconscious most of the time are called 'woke?' LOL

 

[Rye Catcher]

Seems the lunatics have nothing more today than to post crap and want others to believe they are clever. They're not clever, they are crap.

 

[Muhammed]

I am sure the sitting of numerous Zero fighter planes flying by could not be held a secret for long.

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It was a boating accident, not an ariel bombing attack. There was zero planes in the area.