Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt

[Yurt]

I just had to post this:

Chinese Men Measure Up to Others Below the Belt

Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study

...

The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.


Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

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If that's not funny, I don't what is!

 

[dmp]

I just had to post this:



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If that's not funny, I don't what is!

Who cares about flaccid length...it's not how you 'show' it's how you 'grow'

 

[5stringJeff]

Of course the Chinese are gonna say this... it's like the media saying they aren't biased!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Who cares about flaccid length...it's not how you 'show' it's how you 'grow'

Ever had your wife break out the measuring tape on you right after
you wake up with morning wood???

Uhhhhh Me either, I was just askin.

 

[dmp]

Ever had your wife break out the measuring tape on you right after
you wake up with morning wood???

Uhhhhh Me either, I was just askin.

I don't have morning wood. Haven't in...years.


weird eh?

Back when we were first married she tried using a yard-stick...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I don't have morning wood. Haven't in...years.


weird eh?

Back when we were first married she tried using a yard-stick...

No morning wood huh?
I don't know if that's good or bad.
On one hand, you won't roll over on it.
On the other hand, you can't just roll over on her.
Yard-stick huh
{coughing}bullshit

 

[5stringJeff]

Ever had your wife break out the measuring tape on you right after
you wake up with morning wood???

Uhhhhh Me either, I was just askin.

My wife does other stuff when I get... never mind.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Same here, only my wife and not yours.
There was this one time.....
J/K

 

[dmp]

my wife does nothing if she catches me...uh...un-flaccid. She just looks at me with a flummoxed look on her face...and then rolls her eyes.



(sigh)...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

my wife does nothing if she catches me...uh...un-flaccid. She just looks at me with a flummoxed look on her face...and then rolls her eyes.



(sigh)...

But your wearing her down though, right????
I seem to recall you talking aboot some military clothes, and role playing
a while back. I think you also mentioned a chicken.

 

[Yurt]

I know, flaccid, I thought I was going to die. For their media to publish this, even if it was the rigid length, those dudes must have some serious wood issues. We can't help it if america has lots of redwoods!

Yardstick? Are you chinese? My wife had to bust out my old construction measuring tape!

 

[Joz]

Boy, o' boy. I can't believe all the BS flying around in here. Think I'll duck back out.

 

[dmp]

not a chicken...a buffalo...stuffed, for safety's sake.

 

[manu1959]

well i am feeling much better about myself mine being only three inches














from the ground

 

[Stephanie]

Boy, o' boy. I can't believe all the BS flying around in here. Think I'll duck back out.

I had to go and put my hip-waders on!!! I'm ducking back out with you Joz... :fifty:

 

[pegwinn]

I am truly impressed with the carpenters and measure from the ground guys.

I only have four inches fully erect. Most women complain





that it's a bit wide.

 

[HorhayAtAMD]

Gotta love the metric system. 8.5cm just sounds so much bigger than 3.33 inches!! :teeth:

 

[dmp]

well i am feeling much better about myself mine being only three inches














from the ground

...measured while you are laying on your stomach, I presume?

 

[Joz]

...measured while you are laying on your stomach, I presume?

:rotflmao: