Chicago Finally Going After 'Violent', 'Destructive Creatures'

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Ya gotta have priorities, and ya gotta know when to say, 'Enough is ENOUGH!' 'Suicide Bomber' Squirrels mean 'WAR'! Look at this face - it is the face of PURE EVIL!

Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels hospitalized by squirrel – TheBlaze

Howard Brookins Jr. is the alderman for Chicago’s 21st ward, Hospitalized after ATTACK in the 'War on Squirrels'!

Brookins is known to speak out against the “aggressive” creatures for their destruction of the garbage bins around the city.In October Brookins had denounced the Chicago’s furry tree dwelling neighbors, saying that their chewing of the garbage bins was costing taxpayers $300,000.

So Brookins started his 'War on Squirrels'!

Apparently
the squirrels were not going to take that lying down, as WaPo reports. THE SQUIRRELS FOUGHT BACK!

'While he was biking down the Cal-Sag Trail on the 13th of November, one squirrel ran out in front of him and wrapped itself in the spoke of Brookins bicycle. This caused Brookins to flip over his handlebars and land on his head, fracturing his skull, breaking his nose, and knocking out a few teeth.'

The squirrel reportedly died, sacrificing himself in the name of his squirrel brethren.

“I can think of no other reason for this squirrel’s actions than that it was like a suicide bomber, getting revenge,” joke Brookins.


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Suicide Bomber Squirrels, Sir, are NO laughing matter! Chicago is already suffering through a record-setting gun violence / murder spree - it can ill afford to allow Squirrels to get in on the action!

Rham Emmanuel, You MUST act, and act QUICKLY!

:p
 
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Ya gotta have priorities, and ya gotta know when to say, 'Enough is ENOUGH!' 'Suicide
Bomber' Squirrels means 'WAR'! Look at this face - it is the face of PURE EVIL!



After being hospitalized after a vicious squirrel attack, Howard Brookins Jr. is the alderman for Chicago’s 21st ward, said 'Enough is ENOUGH!'

Brookins is known to speak out against the “aggressive” creatures for their destruction of the garbage bins around the city.In October Brookins had denounced the Chicago’s furry tree dwelling neighbors, saying that their chewing of the garbage bins was costing taxpayers $300,000.
So Brookins started his 'War on Squirrels'!

Apparently
the squirrels were not going to take that lying down, as WaPo reports. THE SQUIRRELS FOUGHT BACK!

'While he was biking down the Cal-Sag Trail on the 13th of November, one squirrel ran out in front of him and wrapped itself in the spoke of Brookins bicycle. This caused Brookins to flip over his handlebars and land on his head, fracturing his skull, breaking his nose, and knocking out a few teeth.'

The squirrel reportedly died, sacrificing himself in the name of his squirrel brethren.

“I can think of no other reason for this squirrel’s actions than that it was like a suicide bomber, getting revenge,” joke Brookins.




Suicide Bomber Squirrels, Sir, are NO laughing matter! Chicago is already suffering through a record-setting gun violence / murder spree - it can ill afford to allow Squirrels to get in on the action!

Rham Emmanuel, You MUST act, and act QUICKLY!

:p


Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels hospitalized by squirrel

The strangest thing about this whole Chicago tragedy is that the people of Chicago somehow allow it to remain and get even worse. Doesn't anyone on the right ever run against the democrat machine on the platform of law and order and ridding the neighborhoods of gangs and criminals? You would think the poor black folks (or spanish) would be the first ones to vote republican.
Of course that loser in D.C. would never have the guts to come to Chicago and help them out ---- and still they support him. :cry:
 
thinkstockphotos-473012660-1280x720.jpg

Ya gotta have priorities, and ya gotta know when to say, 'Enough is ENOUGH!' 'Suicide
Bomber' Squirrels means 'WAR'! Look at this face - it is the face of PURE EVIL!


"The strangest thing about this whole Chicago tragedy is that the people of Chicago somehow allow it to remain and get even worse.


After being hospitalized after a vicious squirrel attack, Howard Brookins Jr. is the alderman for Chicago’s 21st ward, said 'Enough is ENOUGH!'

Brookins is known to speak out against the “aggressive” creatures for their destruction of the garbage bins around the city.In October Brookins had denounced the Chicago’s furry tree dwelling neighbors, saying that their chewing of the garbage bins was costing taxpayers $300,000.
So Brookins started his 'War on Squirrels'!

Apparently
the squirrels were not going to take that lying down, as WaPo reports. THE SQUIRRELS FOUGHT BACK!

'While he was biking down the Cal-Sag Trail on the 13th of November, one squirrel ran out in front of him and wrapped itself in the spoke of Brookins bicycle. This caused Brookins to flip over his handlebars and land on his head, fracturing his skull, breaking his nose, and knocking out a few teeth.'

The squirrel reportedly died, sacrificing himself in the name of his squirrel brethren.

“I can think of no other reason for this squirrel’s actions than that it was like a suicide bomber, getting revenge,” joke Brookins.




Suicide Bomber Squirrels, Sir, are NO laughing matter! Chicago is already suffering through a record-setting gun violence / murder spree - it can ill afford to allow Squirrels to get in on the action!

Rham Emmanuel, You MUST act, and act QUICKLY!

:p


Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels hospitalized by squirrel

The strangest thing about this whole Chicago tragedy is that the people of Chicago somehow allow it to remain and get even worse. Doesn't anyone on the right ever run against the democrat machine on the platform of law and order and ridding the neighborhoods of gangs and criminals? You would think the poor black folks (or spanish) would be the first ones to vote republican.
Of course that loser in D.C. would never have the guts to come to Chicago and help them out ---- and still they support him. :cry:


"The strangest thing about this whole Chicago tragedy is that the people of Chicago somehow allow it to remain and get even worse."

Much like america at large.
 
thinkstockphotos-473012660-1280x720.jpg

Ya gotta have priorities, and ya gotta know when to say, 'Enough is ENOUGH!' 'Suicide
Bomber' Squirrels means 'WAR'! Look at this face - it is the face of PURE EVIL!


"The strangest thing about this whole Chicago tragedy is that the people of Chicago somehow allow it to remain and get even worse.


After being hospitalized after a vicious squirrel attack, Howard Brookins Jr. is the alderman for Chicago’s 21st ward, said 'Enough is ENOUGH!'

Brookins is known to speak out against the “aggressive” creatures for their destruction of the garbage bins around the city.In October Brookins had denounced the Chicago’s furry tree dwelling neighbors, saying that their chewing of the garbage bins was costing taxpayers $300,000.
So Brookins started his 'War on Squirrels'!

Apparently
the squirrels were not going to take that lying down, as WaPo reports. THE SQUIRRELS FOUGHT BACK!

'While he was biking down the Cal-Sag Trail on the 13th of November, one squirrel ran out in front of him and wrapped itself in the spoke of Brookins bicycle. This caused Brookins to flip over his handlebars and land on his head, fracturing his skull, breaking his nose, and knocking out a few teeth.'

The squirrel reportedly died, sacrificing himself in the name of his squirrel brethren.

“I can think of no other reason for this squirrel’s actions than that it was like a suicide bomber, getting revenge,” joke Brookins.




Suicide Bomber Squirrels, Sir, are NO laughing matter! Chicago is already suffering through a record-setting gun violence / murder spree - it can ill afford to allow Squirrels to get in on the action!

Rham Emmanuel, You MUST act, and act QUICKLY!

:p


Chicago politician who spoke out against squirrels hospitalized by squirrel

The strangest thing about this whole Chicago tragedy is that the people of Chicago somehow allow it to remain and get even worse. Doesn't anyone on the right ever run against the democrat machine on the platform of law and order and ridding the neighborhoods of gangs and criminals? You would think the poor black folks (or spanish) would be the first ones to vote republican.
Of course that loser in D.C. would never have the guts to come to Chicago and help them out ---- and still they support him. :cry:


"The strangest thing about this whole Chicago tragedy is that the people of Chicago somehow allow it to remain and get even worse."

Much like america at large.
Biggest lie I've heard from you to date.
 

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