Step up your creative game and turn it into an acrostic poem relating to signatures.
I blame you for this!!!
Stray not you Devilish
Imps
God is forever watching
Neither wicked words or playful jest
Allows you to
Torture, your fellow
Users eyes
Remember well, rules are not
Elastic
Signature or not... remember 10 lines alone
From this angle, your butt does not look too big either.