Check Your SIGNATURE Line

[AVG-JOE]

Au contraire my cream puff spewing friend. The big graphic with the guitar scene is EXACTLY the height occupied by10 lines of standard text.

The little graphic spewing and big words above it are over.

Scissors?

Or, if you could move everything to one line... that would work.

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Or, if you could move everything to one line... that would work.

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

it's all on one line on my laptop

We may very well need a poll.

I suppose that if most people have his sig on one line,

 

[Outback]

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

it's all on one line on my laptop

We may very well need a poll.

I suppose that if most people have his sig on one line,

I totally agree. It'll fit right over there in the corner.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

it's all on one line on my laptop

We may very well need a poll.

I suppose that if most people have his sig on one line,

One Pole, coming up!

Or were you talking about one of these?

 

[Liability]

The word wrap thingie does fuck it up.

But otherwise, it works like a freakin charm. To the limit but not one bit more.

So I declare "loophole!"

No fucking pole!

(Unless you're into that kinda thing in which case who am I to stand between you and the object of your affection?)

 

[Rat in the Hat]

The word wrap thingie does fuck it up.

But otherwise, it works like a freakin charm. To the limit but not one bit more.

So I declare "loophole!"

No fucking pole!

(Unless you're into that kinda thing in which case who am I to stand between you and the object of your affection?)

No fucking pole!

How dare you malign the Poles.

I'll have you know that during World War II, the Poles bare-handedly threw sticks of dynamite at advancing German troops.











It's just too bad that the Germans would pick them up, light the fuses, and throw them right back.

 

[Conservative]

Au contraire my cream puff spewing friend. The big graphic with the guitar scene is EXACTLY the height occupied by10 lines of standard text.

The little graphic spewing and big words above it are over.

Scissors?

Or, if you could move everything to one line... that would work.

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

over compensating for some other 'short'coming???

 

[hortysir]

Does my signature make my butt look big??

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&ob=av2e]Queen - 'Fat Bottomed Girls' - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Foxfyre]

Or, if you could move everything to one line... that would work.

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

over compensating for some other 'short'coming???

I remember an old Jayne Mansfield movie--actually I remember only one scene from the movie--in which a buxom brunette walks past and purrs '38'. Jayne immediately grins, wiggles her upper torso, and gushes "40!"

Well, I have a 24" wide monitor.

 

[Liability]

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

over compensating for some other 'short'coming???

I remember an old Jayne Mansfield movie--actually I remember only one scene from the movie--in which a buxom brunette walks past and purrs '38'. Jayne immediately grins, wiggles her upper torso, and gushes "40!"

Well, I have a 24" wide monitor.

Flat screen?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Bump.

There is a growing number of y'all who need to address this topic.

Please check your Signature Lines for size and weight!!

 

[Two Thumbs]

Bump.

There is a growing number of y'all who need to address this topic.

Please check your Signature Lines for size and weight!!

it's a sticky

How would you bump something that's at the top of the pile to begin with?



oh wait


You're sad that no one gives a hoot.

If you want them to care, get all on some asses.

 

[Full-Auto]

Bump.

There is a growing number of y'all who need to address this topic.

Please check your Signature Lines for size and weight!!

When does enforcement begin?

I was told in a PM months ago, yet I see many exceeding the limit just this morning.

 

[Douger]

The space occupied by 10 Lines of standard text is the 'official maximum size and weight' of signature lines at USMB.

Don't shoot the messenger, this is straight from Scooters Rules, and NOBODY fucks with Scooters Rules.

General:
All messages express the views of the author, not necessarily the views of the forum owners. The owners and moderators of USmessageboard.com reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason. This is a manual process, however, so please realize that we may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately. This policy goes for member profile information as well.
Member signatures may not be longer than ten (10) lines.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/announcements-and-feedback/47455-usmb-rules-and-regulations.html

Did you know that Moderators can edit signatures that are outside of compliance with Scooters Rules?


Note: Size your photos & gifs to a maximum size that's equivalent to 10 lines of standard text.

I had a dog that was a scooter. Dewormed her, problem solved !

 

[AVG-JOE]

Bump.

There is a growing number of y'all who need to address this topic.

Please check your Signature Lines for size and weight!!

it's a sticky

How would you bump something that's at the top of the pile to begin with?



oh wait


You're sad that no one gives a hoot.

If you want them to care, get all on some asses.

Every bump puts it back on top of the Active Topics List.

Lazy Moderating at its finest.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Bump.

There is a growing number of y'all who need to address this topic.

Please check your Signature Lines for size and weight!!

When does enforcement begin?

I was told in a PM months ago, yet I see many exceeding the limit just this morning.

Thanks for taking care of that...

Enforcement is always in place - I just like giving you guys a chance to take care of it yourselves.

 

[Si modo]

 

[California Girl]

Does my sig look big in this?

 

[chesswarsnow]

Sorry bout that,


1. Kinda silly rule, in my opinion.


Regards,
SirJamesofTexas

 

[saveliberty]

Your sig line is unzipped....