I like it when folks use the red color in an otherwise unchanged font to point out (usually to me) how much of an idiot they believe me to be. The more verbose they are, once they get rolling, the funnier that red color seems to be. Why? Because for some reasons (maybe related to my color blindness), that regular sized font type size and all red color on the light gray colored background makes the stuff almost impossible to read.
In fact, I usually give up even trying. I can usually make out the gist of their rant from one or two sentences,
Liar-bility, you *&^%$#@$, you suck. You are so boring. I never read your shit, you shitbird. You suck. And if I haven't yet mentioned it, you suck and you're a shitbird, you sucky shitbird. I never read your shit, you shitbird. You suck. And if I haven't yet mentioned it, you suck and you're a shitbird, you sucky shitbird. I never read your shit, you shitbird. You suck. And if I haven't yet mentioned it, you suck and you're a shitbird, you sucky shitbird. I never read your shit, you shitbird. You suck. And if I haven't yet mentioned it, you suck and you're a shitbird, you sucky shitbird. And you are soo boring, too. This should come as no surprise, you dickhead, since you suck. And since you're a shit bird. All those who disagree with me are sucky shitbirds and you disagreed with me therefore you suck and you're a shitbird, you sucky shit bird. Furthermore, I never read your shit, you shitbird. You suck. And if I haven't yet mentioned it, you suck and you're a shitbird, you sucky shitbird.