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[Big Black Dog]

Anybody got a good caption for this photo:

I'll start the show with this:

"If I'm elected, why on Earth would you expect me to read the damned bill? Are you nuts?"

 

[Big Black Dog]

What? No takers?

 

[Vel]

How about.. "Reporter? What reporter? I didn't see anything. "

 

[xsited1]

"That's my best impression of a negro dialect. Take it or leave it."

 

[Oddball]

What's a girl gotta do to get elected in this podunk state....Get drunk with a cabana boy, drive off a bridge with him in it, and leave him there to drown?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Why are we bothering with this stupid election anyway? Weren't you informed that I was the anointed one?

 

[Luissa]

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

 

[hjmick]

Vote? What do you mean they have to vote first?

 

[keee keee]

I don't understand this. This is a democrat seat and it can't be changed. Don't these little people in Mass understand this. I think it is time to get Acorn here NOW!!!!

 

[keee keee]

or, You mean the fix isn't in. What the **** is happening around here, someone call Acorn to fix this problem Now!!!! I was told this was a shoe in. I already put in my change of address form at the post office!!!!

 

[Oddball]

Playoffs?!?...Playoffs?!?

Don't talk to me about playoffs...I just want to win a game!