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Hello Dad?


I'm voting for him aren't I?


It's me, Ted.

What do you mean Ted who? Ted Cruz.

From the debates.

(sigh) Lyin' Ted?
 
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Mom, I know he's there. I can hear him crying.
Donald was just kidding. He knows Dad didn't kill..........Mom? Hello?
 

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"Yes I'm calling about the two suits we dropped off to have cleaned...yes I'll hold... ...do I have the stub? Let me look...here it is. No, it was on the floor next to my balls, underneath my self-esteem."
 
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"Yes I'm calling about the two suits we dropped off to have cleaned...yes I'll hold... ...do I have the stub? Let me look...here it is. No, it was on the floor next to my balls, underneath my self-esteem."
Oh, man. That was hilarious!
 

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"hello, suicide hot-line, how may we help you?"
 

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"Alright, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch. Guards or no guards, I'll tear 'em apart. There's just one thing I want you guys to do. What's that?...talk me out of it."
 

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God, check out the look on his face. That's the face of a grown ass man who no longer has an ounce of self respect. He will literally never recover. I almost feel sorry for him.
 

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Honey, send the china back to Neiman Marcus. I thought that, if nothing else, it would make a nice gift for Donald, but it doesn't look like he needs anything with the presidential seal on it, either.
 

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God, check out the look on his face. That's the face of a grown ass man who no longer has an ounce of self respect. He will literally never recover. I almost feel sorry for him.
Bill clinton looks as sytfefaced as you.

 

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"Hello? Chris? This is Ted. Say, I was thinking about starting this sort of a club, thing, and I thought of you...... Chris? Governor Christie...hello??"
 

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"Hello? Trump Plaza? Yeah, this is Ted Cruz. Look, the reason that I am calling is that you canceled my reservation. Yes, I know that the presidential suite isn't available, but come on, my reservation was for the vice-pres........ Oh. I see................
 

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"Yes, honey, I told you that I was going to take you to the inaugural ball, and I will. Donald has asked us to work out some of the logistics involving arriving and departing guest arrangements. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?"
 
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"Hello? Acme printing? There seems to be a terrible mistake on the campaign signs we ordered. Now, we simply are not going to pay fo........hello?"
 

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'"Hello, Mr. Trump? No? Well, look, tell him that Ted called, and I understand that the Postmaster General spot is still open.... Hello?"
 

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"Hello Donald! Oh, I mean Mr Trump. Ok you want a huge bowl of M n M's and what else? You want me to remove all the brown ones. Ok sir, will do, it's so good to hear your voi...Hello?
 

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