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[rdean]

"Hello Donald! Oh, I mean Mr Trump. Ok you want a huge bowl of M n M's and what else? You want me to remove all the brown ones. Ok sir, will do, it's so good to hear your voi...Hello?

Good one.

 

[rdean]

God, check out the look on his face. That's the face of a grown ass man who no longer has an ounce of self respect. He will literally never recover. I almost feel sorry for him.

If he ever runs again, this picture will be everywhere. The man who voted for the guys who said Ted's father killed JFK.

 

[rdean]

Sorry dad, I want to, but I just can't tell you where I am. It's business.

 

[IsaacNewton]

"Mom, they have a Barton for Congress sign but no Cruz for President sign. I hate the Barton's. Barton for Stupid-ress."

 

[Iceweasel]

"Well, at least it wasn't rigged like the Democrats."

 

[IsaacNewton]

"Hello, Trump turkey hotline. Sure I can help with that, first you'll need to set your oven to 450. Cut up the onions and carrots and place in the bottom of the roasting pan. Be sure the roasting pan has handles as the turkey will be heavy and very hot when you take it out of the oven. Reach into the turkey and grab the giblets packet, throw it away. That's just something no...one.......wants........ (sniff), I have to go."

 

[rdean]

"Then there's our latest to go. It's called the "Ted Cruz". Aged yellow cheese, smoked sausage, pickle juice and tiny cream balls on sour dough"

 

[rdean]

Oh sweetie, have you heard anything? The note your father left said he went back to Canada.

 

[rdean]

Hello Donald? My mom is asking me if I can get her your autograph.

 

[IsaacNewton]

"Hello A & P? Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You do? Well you better let him out! hahahaha CLICK..."

 

[Faun]

"This is Anonymous. I will be releasing a video of Bill Clinton raping a 13 year old ... what's that... ? I don't have my mask on???"

 

[rdean]

Bif, you promised we wouldn't go public.

 

[IsaacNewton]

"Yes sweetie, I've seen Old Yeller...(sniff)"