caption the critter pics thread

[shart_attack]

Post a pic of an animal—any animal—and give us a caption for it. Like:

"So, did you guys find my pops?"

 

[shart_attack]

"Dammit, I told you a thousand times already: We don't want anything from Amway!!!"

 

[shart_attack]

"Yeah??? Well, you show me the PROOF that locusts have too much cholesterol, and I'll stop bringing them home to the kids, buddy."

 

[norwegen]

Now where did I leave the dam keys?

 

[shart_attack]

"Tell you what, Gwendolyn: That damned son of Bart's'll have his head buried in the sand the first time Bart tells 'im that most of the lowlifes who hunt us have really sharp teeth."

 

[shart_attack]

"Well, dad, you DID tell me that tomorrow's little sister's birthday, you know."

 

[NoNukes]

Post a pic of an animal—any animal—and give us a caption for it. Like:

"So, did you guys find my pops?"

A Republican waves goodbye to 'his' America, after the ice melts.

 

[shart_attack]

"Now, aren't you glad I told you to save your appetite, and not to eat too much of Penelope's homemade acacia pie this mornin', Harriet?"

 

[shart_attack]

"So shine on, shine on, harvest moooooooooooooooooon ..."

 

[shart_attack]

"Soooooooo, thar be a fresh, steamin' heap of booty for us to plunder just two houses down, aye? Well, fetch me crew off the deck at once, and tell 'em to make haste and come hitherrrrrrrrr!!!"

 

[shart_attack]

"I guess Henrietta really did leave me for that Hammerhead, after all."

 

[shart_attack]

"Tell you whut, I 'bout had all I can take from that girl. First, she bring home that damn wombat she say is her 'shoppin' buddy'; now she tell me she got six more little kickahs in her pouch, and they all mine. Tired of this s--t, man. TIRED of it."

 

[shart_attack]

"Nah, nah: you two've got it all wrong.

James, you're the sprinter: you take the long way 'round the tree, and distract him.

Carol: YOU kick the guy lookin' at us through whatever-that-black-thingamajig-is straight-up, stone-cold square in the jewels.

I will get his lunch and picnic supplies."

 

[shart_attack]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking."

 

[shart_attack]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop smoking."

 

[shart_attack]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

 

[shart_attack]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop snorting coke."

 

[shart_attack]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop taking amphetamines."

 

[shart_attack]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop bangin' smack."

 

[shart_attack]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop poppin' ludes."