Can you like me?!?

[Feeding Crows]

I can be a dick. But I'm naturally a nice guy. That's how I roll.

But it seems you have to do something to get popular here.

So on my next post, I'm gonna get nekkid, and shove a cucumber up my wormhole. That'll get me pop! High fives!

 

[mdk]

Maybe, I don't know you very well. Kindness goes a long way, so does not being a tryhard.

 

[Gracie]

Needy. No thanks.

 

[hjmick]

Jesus Christ, this isn't a dating site. If you want to be liked, I suggest you go down to your local pub and buy everyone a round.

Besides, why does anyone give a flying rhinoceros shit if some anonymous buffoons on a message board likes them? Talk about a complete lack of self-esteem...

 

[sparky]

Tonight you're mine, completely
You give your likes so sweetly
Tonight the light of like is in your eyes
But will you like me tomorrow?


Is this a lasting treasure
Or just a posting pleasure
Can I believe the magic of your likes
Will you still like me tomorrow?


Tonight with words unspoken
You 'like', but am i just for fun?
But will my heart be broken
When my post meets the morning sun?


I'd like to know that your likes
Are likes I can be sure of
So tell me now and I won't ask again
Will you still like me tomorrow?
Will you still like me tomorrow?

w/apologies to the great Carol King

~S~

 

[Feeding Crows]

What is kindness on a forum?

I have never experienced it, except once. And it was me being kind.

So for the rest of you, fook off. You have no idea what it's about, and I don't expect it. We're here to make fun of each other.

 

[Feeding Crows]

can't do hjmick, due to covid restrictions.

If we met in a bar... you would love me. But I would probably dislike you.

 

[Feeding Crows]

I'm a... i don't know what to call it, but I don't like people who like me. I don't trust them. And i'm very likable. Maybe it's divorce...

Only peeps I trust are my two daughters and my two very dearest friends. And my immediate family of course.

 

[sparky]

They're gonna post me in the forums
They're gonna let my ugly side post free
I'll screw up threads because I’m mad and lonely
And all I have to do is post naturally


Well, I bet I can lower the decorum
I'll get the likes , cuz’ BS really sells
My toadies all croakin' along for ‘em
'Cause I can post the part so well

Well, I hope you come and read me in the forum
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool to blow chunks in ascii
And all I have to do is post naturally


It's my short pecker and i'm real homely
a cryin' keyboard screed for all to see
I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsing
All I have to do is post naturally

w/apologies to Buck Owens

~S~

 

[Feeding Crows]

Everyone else, is trying to get something from me.

 

[WinterBorn]

I'm a... i don't know what to call it, but I don't like people who like me. I don't trust them. And i'm very likable. Maybe it's divorce...

Only peeps I trust are my two daughters and my two very dearest friends. And my immediate family of course.

And yet, here you are begging people to like you.

This place has some great people. And there are some pretty spirited discussions.

But if you came here to be liked, you wasted your time. Enjoy what we offer here and don't worry about who likes you.

 

[Feeding Crows]

Do you want to hear my ultimate forum rant i did? It's a little outdated...

 

[Feeding Crows]

I don't want peeps to like me. I'm just wondering why.

 

[Feeding Crows]

i mean, do i have to give money towards the place to gain popularity?

 

[Feeding Crows]

I did the ultimate forum rant. I f'd off just about everybody. It's hysterical, but very offensive as well. It's just outdated now. You wanna hear?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I am detecting a:

 

[sparky]

Each time you trash a thread
It almost breaks our hearts
'Cause I'm so afraid that we will have to part

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must this board be butthurt ascii love

One day I feel so happy
Next day I feel so sad
I guess I'll learn to read the good with the bad
'Cause each night I ask the stars up above
Why must your posts be butthurt ascii love

I wrote a thread for nobody but you
But i'll be self righteous if you should say screw you


Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
If you should say goodbye
I'd still go on writing you

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why USMB posts butthurt ascii love

w/apologies to Dion & the Belmonts

 

[Feeding Crows]

I love it Sparky!

 

[Feeding Crows]

I am detecting a:

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Only if you wanna hear it. I'm not a sock. I do not have another active account. I'm the real deal, can you handle that iam?

 

[Feeding Crows]

Asswipe...

And Winterbortn... I want you to hate me, not like me. I refuse the popularity you seek, I'm just curious about how it happens.

Those stats under your name mean something. It means you're popular. People like you!

I want negative numbers!!!