"Ah gots me uh fo yeah dugree! That's mean's ahms mo smahtuh dam all yoo Rasis, White, crackuh mudduh f*ckuhs! Suck mah big black d*ck!"
What a Moran!
You called me a Moran?
You forgot the "o"
OK, Mr Aristotle , you asked for it!!
Ode to Misspelling
I don't care if it's hear or here.
Or even fair or fare;
Or or, or o're, or ore or oar;
Or there or their or they're!
So let your hand write everything
Your earnest mind doth tell it,
And I will understand each word
No matter how you spell it.
So if you say “they took there stuff
And their not coming back again,”
I know you mean they took their stuff
And they're gone for good, amen.
There's so much strife in this short life
Sometimes it's overwhelming.
So I don't give a damn about
Such trite things as misspelling.
To those who wish to criticize
I can't, I shan't eschew it.
I know you cannot help yourself
So, just do it, dew it, due it.
- The Professor